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I think it is funny that Nerf Master Suck Town is shown in a website with the word "Buff" in it.
(In all srsness though, I like what Riot is doing and I support them.)
(In all srsness though, I like what Riot is doing and I support them.)
[quote=Anastasios]I think it is funny that Nerf Master Suck Town is shown in a website with the word "Buff" in it.
(In all srsness though, I like what Riot is doing and I support them.)[/quote]
Ok, that stuff is freaking awesome, thanks for the link.
Never got that nickname, tho. Why Nerf Master Suck Town?
Never got that nickname, tho. Why Nerf Master Suck Town?
[quote=Xenotechie]Ok, that stuff is freaking awesome, thanks for the link.
Never got that nickname, tho. Why Nerf Master Suck Town?[/quote]
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"Nerf Master Suck Town" originated from this comic.
Also spoilered here (Warning, its a very large image):
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Also spoilered here (Warning, its a very large image):


[quote=Anastasios]"Nerf Master Suck Town" originated from [url=http://pifro.com/tempmove/ppc/lol3fin.jpg]this[/url] comic.
Also spoilered here (Warning, its a very large image):
[spoiler]
[img=http://pifro.com/tempmove/ppc/lol3fin.jpg]
[/spoiler][/quote]
i dont think it came from the comic, but mostly is coined for how morello nerfs everything. just like the story.
Spoiler: Click to view

Victory!
38 minutes since the game had begun, Irelia finally found her team victorious. Good games were exchanged among the champions and they retired to their rooms to cleanse their bodies and rest their minds.
"CUURRRSSSES!" Morello exclaimed from behind his monitor, sitting hunchback in his cold, dark room. "I'LL GET YOU THIS PATCH YOU ****ING *****." His stare focused coldly on Irelia.
Irelia walked into the lounge later that night where some of her fellow champions were relaxing.
"Oh, hey Irelia, good game earlier today!" exclaimed Ashe, "it's a shame I couldn't beat you in lane, but once you got that Chain Vest and Philo Stone there wasn't much I could do to hurt ya."
"Yeah," Irelia replied, "and once I farmed up my Sheen I had the lane won, but if the game would have gone on much longer I would have been in a bad spot, your damage is way above mine later on."
"That's true, I can't really complain about getting outlaned by something that is designed to counter people like me afterall."
THEN MORELLO BUST DOWN THE DOOR.
"IRELIA I AM HERE TO NERF YOU" HE YELLED.
"MORELLO" IRELIA EXCLAIMED "I KNEW YOU WOULD COME FOR ME EVENTUALLY." as she summoned her blade.
"No I won't let you nerf Irelia!" Ashe cried out as she jumped up and fired her enchanted crystal arrow at morello, "run irelia!"
Morello, stunned for a moment by the short range arrow, turned his focus back to Irelia "YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME AGAIN."
"My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!" Morello heard a voice behind him. it was Tryndamere. Morello attempted to run. "COWARD!" Tryndamere mocked, slowing Morello as Tryndamere spinning slashed through him, slicing him in two.
"YOU THINK I AM THAT EASY TO KILL?!!?" Morello said as his body slowly came back together. he then quickly nerfed Tryndamere with a remake and turned his attention back to Irelia. he slowly closed the gap on her as her back was forced to a wall.
Suddenly the wall broke down and Renekton ultimated in and grabbed Irelia, slice and dicing away quickly "I won't let them ruin you too, tanky dps comrade!"
"RENEKTON! I SEE YOU ARE STILL TOO STRONG." Morello talked to himself, "I WILL NERF YOU MORE TOO!"
"I know a place we can hide," Renekton said. "It's an old place that Morello hasn't found yet." They ran and ran so far away but couldn't get away and then they got away and came to a door in a long, dark, cold hallway. "This is where Champions that are sleeper OP dwell, if they are smart, they stay here, you will be safe for now."
Irelia opened the door and found Caitlyn and Trundle sitting around playing cards. "the game is in a pretty good spot right now, we need people like you, Irelia, me and the other champions will stop Morello." Renekton stated boldly. "he won't have you too."
Then Renekton left.
BACK AT WHERE MORELLO IS
Sion charged down the hall at Morello and fired off his Cryptic Gaze. Sorello swatted it aside like a fly and kicked Sion into a wall. "You are weak, Sion, but i will nerf you again anyways."
Gragas, at that moment, bodyslammed through a wall and used his ultimate on Morello. Taken by surprise, Morello flew back into a room where Heimerdinger had his turrets set up. "BACK, BACK YOU DIRTY APE!" he told Morello, implying he was a *****, and Morello got up and walked away, ignoring Heimerdinger completely.
"I will find Irelia and nerf her." he said.
The path to the room where Irelia was hiding was blocked off by every champion on the field, determined to stop Morello from nerfing their comrade into unplayability.
"I will destroy all of you," Morello said, "step aside or face my wrath!"
Brand, being a ***** ******, did just that, but nobody else did. They were determined to stay and fight for what they believed in. Morello continued to walk down the path until Alistar got in his way. "I KNOW THE WAY" he roared as he popped his ultimate, hoping to reduce the damage Morello did but Morello did not care as he impaled Alistar in the gut and ripped out his stomach, killing him instantly.
Morello stopped for a moment. Then, without putting down a vision ward, reached his two hands out and grabbed an invisible Eve and Twitch by their necks and killed them both. "Haha, I am Morello, and I am going to nerf you more anyways, especially Twitch."
Morello continued on his path until he stopped again. Everything was too silent. Suddenly Kassadin Riftwalked through a wall, Ezreal flashed in, Katarina shunpo'd in and Fiddlesticks crowstormed in. They all unloaded everything they had on him and pinned him down.
"Noooo! NOOOOO!! I MUST NERF IRELIA!" he cried out, breaking free of their hold and throwing them all off. He began sprinting down the hall. "I WILL FIND YOU!"
Just then Morello tripped over a mushroom. "****IT TEEMO I THOUGHT I NERFED THAT!"
"Never underestimate the scouts code." Teemo said, walking out from a nearby room.
"You won't make it past this point," Teemo put his foot down.
"And who is going to stop me?" Morello asked.
"WE WILL!" exclaimed Pantheon as he skyfalled through the ceiling. Morello stopped him with one hand.
"Pantheon, you should know better than to oppose me. you cannot stop me."
"YES WE CAN!" said Twisted Fate as he used his gate to teleport behind Morello and stun him with a gold card. Pantheon finished his fall and crushed Morello. Morello struggled at first but then leaped up and crushed Pantheon against a wall."
"YOU WANT TO BE NERFED MORE TOO I SEE." as he choked Pantheon. Pantheon only smirked as he began glowing with a bright light.
"IT'S SHEN BABY!" and Shen taunted Morello off of pantheon. Teemo ran up and blinded Morello as Twisted Fate threw his cards and Pantheon threw his spear.
But Morello had enough as he focused his energy and blew all of them to pieces.
"Irelia, just accept your nerfs and your friends won't have to be hurt anymore."
"THATS BULL****!" a voice called.
"WHO IS THAT?!" Morello demanded, but he quickly figured out that it was Nocturne speaking.
"You've nerfed me over and over again Morello with no end in sight and I can't let you do the same to anybody else anymore!"
"And you think you can stop me?"
"I KNOW I CAN! DARRRRKKNESSSSS..." as Nocturne closed the gap, flying through all kinds of ****. Morello braced himself and prepared for impact, but Nocturne hit him in a weak point and split him in two. Morello was slowly pulling his severed body back together but Nocturne kept tearing him to shreds. then a hand grabbed Nocturne by his shadow tail and threw him into a wall, Morello's severed arm had tossed him aside.
Nocturne slid down the wall, hurt, but not out. He was pulling himself together to try to fight Morello again before he gooped back into a human form. Morello was almost fully formed again when all of the sudden a bright flash of purple light engulfed him.
"UGHHHH"
A bloody, bruised and beaten Kassadin Riftwalked into the fight and blew Morello's guts all over the walls. "The balance of power must be preserved." he muttered as he limp...floated over to Nocturne to help him up, confident that he had finished the deed. little did he know that Morello was reforming behind him.
"LOOK OUT!" Nocturne screamed and Kassadin immediately turned around and Force Pulsed a giant bloody human figure into another giant bloody mess on the wall. Kassadin helped Nocturne up and they began walking away, the battle was over.
Suddenly they were both impaled. Morello had reformed quicker than ever before. "I can only become stronger." morello said. "Kassadin, you fool, you should have stayed down back there."
Kassadin and Nocturne hit the ground, dead.
Morello finished fully regaining his form and continued on.
"Rammus, we must stop him." Soraka told Rammus.
"Ok." replied Rammus
Morello reached them. "**** off goat lady." he said and killed her with his stare. "Go away Rammus."
"Ok." he replied and Powerballed away.
"Patch day isn't far now, I must hurry." Morello said to himself. His next opponents were Garen and Jarvan. "are you two unhapp-"
Morello was cut off. Garen had run up and silenced him. Jarvan leaped in right after. "DEMACCIIIAAA" he screamed, moving earth and trapping the three of them in his arena. Garen impaled Morello with his sword and started judgement, dragging Morello's face alongside of Jarvans wall. When Garen's spin was over Jarvan impaled Morello with his Dragon Strike and began violently crushing him back and force between the walls. It seemed like Morello was powerless to fight back.
Suddenly Jarvan's assault was stopped. Morello planted his feet on the ground and picked Jarvan up by his own weapon and flung him into Garen. Morello then took Jarvan's own weapon and cast Cataclysm on them, trapping them inside.
"Surely there aren't many champions left who will oppose me." Morello muttered, annoyed.
Back where Fiddlesticks' dying body lie, Swain walked up and looked down on his fallen comrade. "Morello..." Fiddle managed to say before passing away. Swain looked forward at the carnage in his wake.
"This won't stand," he said, covering Fiddle and his other comrades with a blanket. "Swain, the Master Tactician, will put an end to this personally."
Swain began his slow walk down the hall.
Morello had finally almost reached where Irelia was hiding. Renekton stood between him and the door. Caitlyn and Trundle walked out, ready to confront Morello. "Irelia, stay inside, if you come out he will only target you first."
Disappointed, Irelia obeyed and closed the door. She heard a loud clash, then silence. She cracked the door open. Morello had killed the three of them in one swipe.
"Did they really think I didn't know they weren't overpowered? Of course I had nerfs ready for them." he grinned as he started to cackle. He started to drool and his eyes became that of a madman. "Now irelia, you get yours."
Irelia stepped out of the room, blade in... air next to hand, ready to fight to her last breath like all of her comrades had done for her.
Irelia and Morello clashed, but it was clear that Morello had the upper hand. Every time Irelia got knocked down, she would get back up and attempt her assault again, her spirit never waived even once.
"Yesss... yesss this is why I must nerf you, nobody else could put up a fight this well." he shrieked, his eyes bloodshot and his nostrils flared. "THIS IS WHY YOU MUST BE NERFED" and he slammed Irelia against a wall. she struggled to try to get up but to no avail as Morello came in for the nerf.
Morello raised his fist, ready to smite Irelia down with a nerf so hard that Garen and Twitch would feel bad for her. but he couldn't. he was stuck. "What? WHAT IS THIS?" he raged.
Swain, who had snared him, closed the gap. he limped slowly over to Morello, his stare unwavering as Morello began to work up a cold sweat.
"SWAIN HOW DAR-" Morello was stopped short. Swain had reached out and tore off Morello's lips and fed them to his bird. Morello looked on in shock as his lips began to reform. Swain glanced down at Irelia, who looked back up terrified at what Swain might do to her too. Swain reached into his glorious Northern Front jacket and pulled out an object.
It was a Trinity Force.
He tossed it down to Irelia, she equipped it and got up. Morello, by this point, had **** his pants in fear.
"We finish this now, Irelia." Swain said. "You'll face a punishment worse than death, Morello."
Morello went white with fear. Irelia thrusted her blade into Morello dealing massive damage. Morello had no choice but to stare Swain in the eye. "Swain... help me..."
Swain's expression did not change. Suddenly his face changed as if overcome with madness as he popped his ultimate and his birds tore Morello to shreds and ate him.
When Morello awoke, he was in a dungeon, chained to a wall and sapped of all of his power. Veiger stood in front of him. "I'LL PROOVE THAT I AM EVVVVILL."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Swain and Irelia sat down and looked over their lost comrades. Suddenly Zilean and Janna walked in the door.
"GOD ****IT NOT AGAIN!" Zilean exclaimed as her prepared to Chronoshift **** back to normal.
And so he did,
but he left out Eve.
The End
38 minutes since the game had begun, Irelia finally found her team victorious. Good games were exchanged among the champions and they retired to their rooms to cleanse their bodies and rest their minds.
"CUURRRSSSES!" Morello exclaimed from behind his monitor, sitting hunchback in his cold, dark room. "I'LL GET YOU THIS PATCH YOU ****ING *****." His stare focused coldly on Irelia.
Irelia walked into the lounge later that night where some of her fellow champions were relaxing.
"Oh, hey Irelia, good game earlier today!" exclaimed Ashe, "it's a shame I couldn't beat you in lane, but once you got that Chain Vest and Philo Stone there wasn't much I could do to hurt ya."
"Yeah," Irelia replied, "and once I farmed up my Sheen I had the lane won, but if the game would have gone on much longer I would have been in a bad spot, your damage is way above mine later on."
"That's true, I can't really complain about getting outlaned by something that is designed to counter people like me afterall."
THEN MORELLO BUST DOWN THE DOOR.
"IRELIA I AM HERE TO NERF YOU" HE YELLED.
"MORELLO" IRELIA EXCLAIMED "I KNEW YOU WOULD COME FOR ME EVENTUALLY." as she summoned her blade.
"No I won't let you nerf Irelia!" Ashe cried out as she jumped up and fired her enchanted crystal arrow at morello, "run irelia!"
Morello, stunned for a moment by the short range arrow, turned his focus back to Irelia "YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME AGAIN."
"My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!" Morello heard a voice behind him. it was Tryndamere. Morello attempted to run. "COWARD!" Tryndamere mocked, slowing Morello as Tryndamere spinning slashed through him, slicing him in two.
"YOU THINK I AM THAT EASY TO KILL?!!?" Morello said as his body slowly came back together. he then quickly nerfed Tryndamere with a remake and turned his attention back to Irelia. he slowly closed the gap on her as her back was forced to a wall.
Suddenly the wall broke down and Renekton ultimated in and grabbed Irelia, slice and dicing away quickly "I won't let them ruin you too, tanky dps comrade!"
"RENEKTON! I SEE YOU ARE STILL TOO STRONG." Morello talked to himself, "I WILL NERF YOU MORE TOO!"
"I know a place we can hide," Renekton said. "It's an old place that Morello hasn't found yet." They ran and ran so far away but couldn't get away and then they got away and came to a door in a long, dark, cold hallway. "This is where Champions that are sleeper OP dwell, if they are smart, they stay here, you will be safe for now."
Irelia opened the door and found Caitlyn and Trundle sitting around playing cards. "the game is in a pretty good spot right now, we need people like you, Irelia, me and the other champions will stop Morello." Renekton stated boldly. "he won't have you too."
Then Renekton left.
BACK AT WHERE MORELLO IS
Sion charged down the hall at Morello and fired off his Cryptic Gaze. Sorello swatted it aside like a fly and kicked Sion into a wall. "You are weak, Sion, but i will nerf you again anyways."
Gragas, at that moment, bodyslammed through a wall and used his ultimate on Morello. Taken by surprise, Morello flew back into a room where Heimerdinger had his turrets set up. "BACK, BACK YOU DIRTY APE!" he told Morello, implying he was a *****, and Morello got up and walked away, ignoring Heimerdinger completely.
"I will find Irelia and nerf her." he said.
The path to the room where Irelia was hiding was blocked off by every champion on the field, determined to stop Morello from nerfing their comrade into unplayability.
"I will destroy all of you," Morello said, "step aside or face my wrath!"
Brand, being a ***** ******, did just that, but nobody else did. They were determined to stay and fight for what they believed in. Morello continued to walk down the path until Alistar got in his way. "I KNOW THE WAY" he roared as he popped his ultimate, hoping to reduce the damage Morello did but Morello did not care as he impaled Alistar in the gut and ripped out his stomach, killing him instantly.
Morello stopped for a moment. Then, without putting down a vision ward, reached his two hands out and grabbed an invisible Eve and Twitch by their necks and killed them both. "Haha, I am Morello, and I am going to nerf you more anyways, especially Twitch."
Morello continued on his path until he stopped again. Everything was too silent. Suddenly Kassadin Riftwalked through a wall, Ezreal flashed in, Katarina shunpo'd in and Fiddlesticks crowstormed in. They all unloaded everything they had on him and pinned him down.
"Noooo! NOOOOO!! I MUST NERF IRELIA!" he cried out, breaking free of their hold and throwing them all off. He began sprinting down the hall. "I WILL FIND YOU!"
Just then Morello tripped over a mushroom. "****IT TEEMO I THOUGHT I NERFED THAT!"
"Never underestimate the scouts code." Teemo said, walking out from a nearby room.
"You won't make it past this point," Teemo put his foot down.
"And who is going to stop me?" Morello asked.
"WE WILL!" exclaimed Pantheon as he skyfalled through the ceiling. Morello stopped him with one hand.
"Pantheon, you should know better than to oppose me. you cannot stop me."
"YES WE CAN!" said Twisted Fate as he used his gate to teleport behind Morello and stun him with a gold card. Pantheon finished his fall and crushed Morello. Morello struggled at first but then leaped up and crushed Pantheon against a wall."
"YOU WANT TO BE NERFED MORE TOO I SEE." as he choked Pantheon. Pantheon only smirked as he began glowing with a bright light.
"IT'S SHEN BABY!" and Shen taunted Morello off of pantheon. Teemo ran up and blinded Morello as Twisted Fate threw his cards and Pantheon threw his spear.
But Morello had enough as he focused his energy and blew all of them to pieces.
"Irelia, just accept your nerfs and your friends won't have to be hurt anymore."
"THATS BULL****!" a voice called.
"WHO IS THAT?!" Morello demanded, but he quickly figured out that it was Nocturne speaking.
"You've nerfed me over and over again Morello with no end in sight and I can't let you do the same to anybody else anymore!"
"And you think you can stop me?"
"I KNOW I CAN! DARRRRKKNESSSSS..." as Nocturne closed the gap, flying through all kinds of ****. Morello braced himself and prepared for impact, but Nocturne hit him in a weak point and split him in two. Morello was slowly pulling his severed body back together but Nocturne kept tearing him to shreds. then a hand grabbed Nocturne by his shadow tail and threw him into a wall, Morello's severed arm had tossed him aside.
Nocturne slid down the wall, hurt, but not out. He was pulling himself together to try to fight Morello again before he gooped back into a human form. Morello was almost fully formed again when all of the sudden a bright flash of purple light engulfed him.
"UGHHHH"
A bloody, bruised and beaten Kassadin Riftwalked into the fight and blew Morello's guts all over the walls. "The balance of power must be preserved." he muttered as he limp...floated over to Nocturne to help him up, confident that he had finished the deed. little did he know that Morello was reforming behind him.
"LOOK OUT!" Nocturne screamed and Kassadin immediately turned around and Force Pulsed a giant bloody human figure into another giant bloody mess on the wall. Kassadin helped Nocturne up and they began walking away, the battle was over.
Suddenly they were both impaled. Morello had reformed quicker than ever before. "I can only become stronger." morello said. "Kassadin, you fool, you should have stayed down back there."
Kassadin and Nocturne hit the ground, dead.
Morello finished fully regaining his form and continued on.
"Rammus, we must stop him." Soraka told Rammus.
"Ok." replied Rammus
Morello reached them. "**** off goat lady." he said and killed her with his stare. "Go away Rammus."
"Ok." he replied and Powerballed away.
"Patch day isn't far now, I must hurry." Morello said to himself. His next opponents were Garen and Jarvan. "are you two unhapp-"
Morello was cut off. Garen had run up and silenced him. Jarvan leaped in right after. "DEMACCIIIAAA" he screamed, moving earth and trapping the three of them in his arena. Garen impaled Morello with his sword and started judgement, dragging Morello's face alongside of Jarvans wall. When Garen's spin was over Jarvan impaled Morello with his Dragon Strike and began violently crushing him back and force between the walls. It seemed like Morello was powerless to fight back.
Suddenly Jarvan's assault was stopped. Morello planted his feet on the ground and picked Jarvan up by his own weapon and flung him into Garen. Morello then took Jarvan's own weapon and cast Cataclysm on them, trapping them inside.
"Surely there aren't many champions left who will oppose me." Morello muttered, annoyed.
Back where Fiddlesticks' dying body lie, Swain walked up and looked down on his fallen comrade. "Morello..." Fiddle managed to say before passing away. Swain looked forward at the carnage in his wake.
"This won't stand," he said, covering Fiddle and his other comrades with a blanket. "Swain, the Master Tactician, will put an end to this personally."
Swain began his slow walk down the hall.
Morello had finally almost reached where Irelia was hiding. Renekton stood between him and the door. Caitlyn and Trundle walked out, ready to confront Morello. "Irelia, stay inside, if you come out he will only target you first."
Disappointed, Irelia obeyed and closed the door. She heard a loud clash, then silence. She cracked the door open. Morello had killed the three of them in one swipe.
"Did they really think I didn't know they weren't overpowered? Of course I had nerfs ready for them." he grinned as he started to cackle. He started to drool and his eyes became that of a madman. "Now irelia, you get yours."
Irelia stepped out of the room, blade in... air next to hand, ready to fight to her last breath like all of her comrades had done for her.
Irelia and Morello clashed, but it was clear that Morello had the upper hand. Every time Irelia got knocked down, she would get back up and attempt her assault again, her spirit never waived even once.
"Yesss... yesss this is why I must nerf you, nobody else could put up a fight this well." he shrieked, his eyes bloodshot and his nostrils flared. "THIS IS WHY YOU MUST BE NERFED" and he slammed Irelia against a wall. she struggled to try to get up but to no avail as Morello came in for the nerf.
Morello raised his fist, ready to smite Irelia down with a nerf so hard that Garen and Twitch would feel bad for her. but he couldn't. he was stuck. "What? WHAT IS THIS?" he raged.
Swain, who had snared him, closed the gap. he limped slowly over to Morello, his stare unwavering as Morello began to work up a cold sweat.
"SWAIN HOW DAR-" Morello was stopped short. Swain had reached out and tore off Morello's lips and fed them to his bird. Morello looked on in shock as his lips began to reform. Swain glanced down at Irelia, who looked back up terrified at what Swain might do to her too. Swain reached into his glorious Northern Front jacket and pulled out an object.
It was a Trinity Force.
He tossed it down to Irelia, she equipped it and got up. Morello, by this point, had **** his pants in fear.
"We finish this now, Irelia." Swain said. "You'll face a punishment worse than death, Morello."
Morello went white with fear. Irelia thrusted her blade into Morello dealing massive damage. Morello had no choice but to stare Swain in the eye. "Swain... help me..."
Swain's expression did not change. Suddenly his face changed as if overcome with madness as he popped his ultimate and his birds tore Morello to shreds and ate him.
When Morello awoke, he was in a dungeon, chained to a wall and sapped of all of his power. Veiger stood in front of him. "I'LL PROOVE THAT I AM EVVVVILL."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Swain and Irelia sat down and looked over their lost comrades. Suddenly Zilean and Janna walked in the door.
"GOD ****IT NOT AGAIN!" Zilean exclaimed as her prepared to Chronoshift **** back to normal.
And so he did,
but he left out Eve.
The End
[quote=caucheka]i dont think it came from the comic, but mostly is coined for how morello nerfs everything. just like the story.
[spoiler]Victory!
38 minutes since the game had begun, Irelia finally found her team victorious. Good games were exchanged among the champions and they retired to their rooms to cleanse their bodies and rest their minds.
"CUURRRSSSES!" Morello exclaimed from behind his monitor, sitting hunchback in his cold, dark room. "I'LL GET YOU THIS PATCH YOU ****ING *****." His stare focused coldly on Irelia.
Irelia walked into the lounge later that night where some of her fellow champions were relaxing.
"Oh, hey Irelia, good game earlier today!" exclaimed Ashe, "it's a shame I couldn't beat you in lane, but once you got that Chain Vest and Philo Stone there wasn't much I could do to hurt ya."
"Yeah," Irelia replied, "and once I farmed up my Sheen I had the lane won, but if the game would have gone on much longer I would have been in a bad spot, your damage is way above mine later on."
"That's true, I can't really complain about getting outlaned by something that is designed to counter people like me afterall."
THEN MORELLO BUST DOWN THE DOOR.
"IRELIA I AM HERE TO NERF YOU" HE YELLED.
"MORELLO" IRELIA EXCLAIMED "I KNEW YOU WOULD COME FOR ME EVENTUALLY." as she summoned her blade.
"No I won't let you nerf Irelia!" Ashe cried out as she jumped up and fired her enchanted crystal arrow at morello, "run irelia!"
Morello, stunned for a moment by the short range arrow, turned his focus back to Irelia "YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME AGAIN."
"My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!" Morello heard a voice behind him. it was Tryndamere. Morello attempted to run. "COWARD!" Tryndamere mocked, slowing Morello as Tryndamere spinning slashed through him, slicing him in two.
"YOU THINK I AM THAT EASY TO KILL?!!?" Morello said as his body slowly came back together. he then quickly nerfed Tryndamere with a remake and turned his attention back to Irelia. he slowly closed the gap on her as her back was forced to a wall.
Suddenly the wall broke down and Renekton ultimated in and grabbed Irelia, slice and dicing away quickly "I won't let them ruin you too, tanky dps comrade!"
"RENEKTON! I SEE YOU ARE STILL TOO STRONG." Morello talked to himself, "I WILL NERF YOU MORE TOO!"
"I know a place we can hide," Renekton said. "It's an old place that Morello hasn't found yet." They ran and ran so far away but couldn't get away and then they got away and came to a door in a long, dark, cold hallway. "This is where Champions that are sleeper OP dwell, if they are smart, they stay here, you will be safe for now."
Irelia opened the door and found Caitlyn and Trundle sitting around playing cards. "the game is in a pretty good spot right now, we need people like you, Irelia, me and the other champions will stop Morello." Renekton stated boldly. "he won't have you too."
Then Renekton left.
BACK AT WHERE MORELLO IS
Sion charged down the hall at Morello and fired off his Cryptic Gaze. Sorello swatted it aside like a fly and kicked Sion into a wall. "You are weak, Sion, but i will nerf you again anyways."
Gragas, at that moment, bodyslammed through a wall and used his ultimate on Morello. Taken by surprise, Morello flew back into a room where Heimerdinger had his turrets set up. "BACK, BACK YOU DIRTY APE!" he told Morello, implying he was a *****, and Morello got up and walked away, ignoring Heimerdinger completely.
"I will find Irelia and nerf her." he said.
The path to the room where Irelia was hiding was blocked off by every champion on the field, determined to stop Morello from nerfing their comrade into unplayability.
"I will destroy all of you," Morello said, "step aside or face my wrath!"
Brand, being a ***** ******, did just that, but nobody else did. They were determined to stay and fight for what they believed in. Morello continued to walk down the path until Alistar got in his way. "I KNOW THE WAY" he roared as he popped his ultimate, hoping to reduce the damage Morello did but Morello did not care as he impaled Alistar in the gut and ripped out his stomach, killing him instantly.
Morello stopped for a moment. Then, without putting down a vision ward, reached his two hands out and grabbed an invisible Eve and Twitch by their necks and killed them both. "Haha, I am Morello, and I am going to nerf you more anyways, especially Twitch."
Morello continued on his path until he stopped again. Everything was too silent. Suddenly Kassadin Riftwalked through a wall, Ezreal flashed in, Katarina shunpo'd in and Fiddlesticks crowstormed in. They all unloaded everything they had on him and pinned him down.
"Noooo! NOOOOO!! I MUST NERF IRELIA!" he cried out, breaking free of their hold and throwing them all off. He began sprinting down the hall. "I WILL FIND YOU!"
Just then Morello tripped over a mushroom. "****IT TEEMO I THOUGHT I NERFED THAT!"
"Never underestimate the scouts code." Teemo said, walking out from a nearby room.
"You won't make it past this point," Teemo put his foot down.
"And who is going to stop me?" Morello asked.
"WE WILL!" exclaimed Pantheon as he skyfalled through the ceiling. Morello stopped him with one hand.
"Pantheon, you should know better than to oppose me. you cannot stop me."
"YES WE CAN!" said Twisted Fate as he used his gate to teleport behind Morello and stun him with a gold card. Pantheon finished his fall and crushed Morello. Morello struggled at first but then leaped up and crushed Pantheon against a wall."
"YOU WANT TO BE NERFED MORE TOO I SEE." as he choked Pantheon. Pantheon only smirked as he began glowing with a bright light.
"IT'S SHEN BABY!" and Shen taunted Morello off of pantheon. Teemo ran up and blinded Morello as Twisted Fate threw his cards and Pantheon threw his spear.
But Morello had enough as he focused his energy and blew all of them to pieces.
"Irelia, just accept your nerfs and your friends won't have to be hurt anymore."
"THATS BULL****!" a voice called.
"WHO IS THAT?!" Morello demanded, but he quickly figured out that it was Nocturne speaking.
"You've nerfed me over and over again Morello with no end in sight and I can't let you do the same to anybody else anymore!"
"And you think you can stop me?"
"I KNOW I CAN! DARRRRKKNESSSSS..." as Nocturne closed the gap, flying through all kinds of ****. Morello braced himself and prepared for impact, but Nocturne hit him in a weak point and split him in two. Morello was slowly pulling his severed body back together but Nocturne kept tearing him to shreds. then a hand grabbed Nocturne by his shadow tail and threw him into a wall, Morello's severed arm had tossed him aside.
Nocturne slid down the wall, hurt, but not out. He was pulling himself together to try to fight Morello again before he gooped back into a human form. Morello was almost fully formed again when all of the sudden a bright flash of purple light engulfed him.
"UGHHHH"
A bloody, bruised and beaten Kassadin Riftwalked into the fight and blew Morello's guts all over the walls. "The balance of power must be preserved." he muttered as he limp...floated over to Nocturne to help him up, confident that he had finished the deed. little did he know that Morello was reforming behind him.
"LOOK OUT!" Nocturne screamed and Kassadin immediately turned around and Force Pulsed a giant bloody human figure into another giant bloody mess on the wall. Kassadin helped Nocturne up and they began walking away, the battle was over.
Suddenly they were both impaled. Morello had reformed quicker than ever before. "I can only become stronger." morello said. "Kassadin, you fool, you should have stayed down back there."
Kassadin and Nocturne hit the ground, dead.
Morello finished fully regaining his form and continued on.
"Rammus, we must stop him." Soraka told Rammus.
"Ok." replied Rammus
Morello reached them. "**** off goat lady." he said and killed her with his stare. "Go away Rammus."
"Ok." he replied and Powerballed away.
"Patch day isn't far now, I must hurry." Morello said to himself. His next opponents were Garen and Jarvan. "are you two unhapp-"
Morello was cut off. Garen had run up and silenced him. Jarvan leaped in right after. "DEMACCIIIAAA" he screamed, moving earth and trapping the three of them in his arena. Garen impaled Morello with his sword and started judgement, dragging Morello's face alongside of Jarvans wall. When Garen's spin was over Jarvan impaled Morello with his Dragon Strike and began violently crushing him back and force between the walls. It seemed like Morello was powerless to fight back.
Suddenly Jarvan's assault was stopped. Morello planted his feet on the ground and picked Jarvan up by his own weapon and flung him into Garen. Morello then took Jarvan's own weapon and cast Cataclysm on them, trapping them inside.
"Surely there aren't many champions left who will oppose me." Morello muttered, annoyed.
Back where Fiddlesticks' dying body lie, Swain walked up and looked down on his fallen comrade. "Morello..." Fiddle managed to say before passing away. Swain looked forward at the carnage in his wake.
"This won't stand," he said, covering Fiddle and his other comrades with a blanket. "Swain, the Master Tactician, will put an end to this personally."
Swain began his slow walk down the hall.
Morello had finally almost reached where Irelia was hiding. Renekton stood between him and the door. Caitlyn and Trundle walked out, ready to confront Morello. "Irelia, stay inside, if you come out he will only target you first."
Disappointed, Irelia obeyed and closed the door. She heard a loud clash, then silence. She cracked the door open. Morello had killed the three of them in one swipe.
"Did they really think I didn't know they weren't overpowered? Of course I had nerfs ready for them." he grinned as he started to cackle. He started to drool and his eyes became that of a madman. "Now irelia, you get yours."
Irelia stepped out of the room, blade in... air next to hand, ready to fight to her last breath like all of her comrades had done for her.
Irelia and Morello clashed, but it was clear that Morello had the upper hand. Every time Irelia got knocked down, she would get back up and attempt her assault again, her spirit never waived even once.
"Yesss... yesss this is why I must nerf you, nobody else could put up a fight this well." he shrieked, his eyes bloodshot and his nostrils flared. "THIS IS WHY YOU MUST BE NERFED" and he slammed Irelia against a wall. she struggled to try to get up but to no avail as Morello came in for the nerf.
Morello raised his fist, ready to smite Irelia down with a nerf so hard that Garen and Twitch would feel bad for her. but he couldn't. he was stuck. "What? WHAT IS THIS?" he raged.
Swain, who had snared him, closed the gap. he limped slowly over to Morello, his stare unwavering as Morello began to work up a cold sweat.
"SWAIN HOW DAR-" Morello was stopped short. Swain had reached out and tore off Morello's lips and fed them to his bird. Morello looked on in shock as his lips began to reform. Swain glanced down at Irelia, who looked back up terrified at what Swain might do to her too. Swain reached into his glorious Northern Front jacket and pulled out an object.
It was a Trinity Force.
He tossed it down to Irelia, she equipped it and got up. Morello, by this point, had **** his pants in fear.
"We finish this now, Irelia." Swain said. "You'll face a punishment worse than death, Morello."
Morello went white with fear. Irelia thrusted her blade into Morello dealing massive damage. Morello had no choice but to stare Swain in the eye. "Swain... help me..."
Swain's expression did not change. Suddenly his face changed as if overcome with madness as he popped his ultimate and his birds tore Morello to shreds and ate him.
When Morello awoke, he was in a dungeon, chained to a wall and sapped of all of his power. Veiger stood in front of him. "I'LL PROOVE THAT I AM EVVVVILL."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Swain and Irelia sat down and looked over their lost comrades. Suddenly Zilean and Janna walked in the door.
"GOD ****IT NOT AGAIN!" Zilean exclaimed as her prepared to Chronoshift **** back to normal.
And so he did,
but he left out Eve.
The End[/spoiler][/quote]
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