"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Yukimaru wrote:
Cuz japanese ppl are crazieh
You know Advance Wars, right? That Game is like Advance Wars :3
Soo fkin weird.
I prefer my games without 100% female characters, all of whom are skimpily dressed and have hair in all colors of the rainbow.
Oh, and if there's armor; a fly could penetrate it. It doesn't cover ****.
That doesn't mean I want others who like that kind of stuff to stop playing it, it's just not for me.
"Doing something, almost being done, then parents come in and don't let you finish.
Yes, I had a rough childhood." - devdevil
Yes, I had a rough childhood." - devdevil
Searz wrote:
Soo fkin weird.
I prefer my games without 100% female characters, all of whom are skimpily dressed and have hair in all colors of the rainbow.
Oh, and if there's armor; a fly could penetrate it. It doesn't cover ****.
That doesn't mean I want others who like that kind of stuff to stop playing it, it's just not for me.
Western female Armor is the same :C
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Thx I cant wait for the demo version to come out, it's only three days away, but I if like I will buy it for sure XD, I like indie games but I haven't really played a lot of them
Then let me give ya a quick roundup of the best indie games I've played.
Bastion is one of the best games I've ever played. It's a top down Diablo-ish game, but without all the item-hoarding (which I really like, diablo is more about loot than fun gameplay --.--). Has beautiful hand-drawn graphics.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent is an amazing game. It's a very atmospheric horror game with great story.
Braid too is amazing. A platforming game with puzzles. Introduces some very interesting game mechanics along with great hand-drawn graphics.
Then there's Super Meat Boy and The Binding of Isaac, but TBOIsaac is being remade in a proper game engine, so you might wanna wait for that.