"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Yukimaru wrote:
Cuz japanese ppl are crazieh
You know Advance Wars, right? That Game is like Advance Wars :3
Soo fkin weird.
I prefer my games without 100% female characters, all of whom are skimpily dressed and have hair in all colors of the rainbow.
Oh, and if there's armor; a fly could penetrate it. It doesn't cover ****.
That doesn't mean I want others who like that kind of stuff to stop playing it, it's just not for me.
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
Searz wrote:
Soo fkin weird.
I prefer my games without 100% female characters, all of whom are skimpily dressed and have hair in all colors of the rainbow.
Oh, and if there's armor; a fly could penetrate it. It doesn't cover ****.
That doesn't mean I want others who like that kind of stuff to stop playing it, it's just not for me.
Western female Armor is the same :C
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Thx I cant wait for the demo version to come out, it's only three days away, but I if like I will buy it for sure XD, I like indie games but I haven't really played a lot of them
Then let me give ya a quick roundup of the best indie games I've played.
Bastion is one of the best games I've ever played. It's a top down Diablo-ish game, but without all the item-hoarding (which I really like, diablo is more about loot than fun gameplay --.--). Has beautiful hand-drawn graphics.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent is an amazing game. It's a very atmospheric horror game with great story.
Braid too is amazing. A platforming game with puzzles. Introduces some very interesting game mechanics along with great hand-drawn graphics.
Then there's Super Meat Boy and The Binding of Isaac, but TBOIsaac is being remade in a proper game engine, so you might wanna wait for that.