Reality can still be ****ed up, and yea that part about purgatory was hilarious, but what I'm talking about is those things that just wouldn't happen. Like the crazy mold, people dying, cutting off/smashing their genitalia, the unrealistic living conditions and them being trapped in general in a show that will be shown on TV. I mean really? You'd show something that will send you to jail on TV? ಠ_ಠ
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Searz wrote:
Reality can still be ****ed up, and yea that part about purgatory was hilarious, but what I'm talking about is those things that just wouldn't happen. Like the crazy mold, people dying, cutting off/smashing their genitalia, the unrealistic living conditions and them being trapped in general in a show that will be shown on TV. I mean really? You'd show something that will send you to jail on TV? ಠ_ಠ
Those were the best parts = /
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