Reality can still be ****ed up, and yea that part about purgatory was hilarious, but what I'm talking about is those things that just wouldn't happen. Like the crazy mold, people dying, cutting off/smashing their genitalia, the unrealistic living conditions and them being trapped in general in a show that will be shown on TV. I mean really? You'd show something that will send you to jail on TV? ಠ_ಠ
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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Searz wrote:
Reality can still be ****ed up, and yea that part about purgatory was hilarious, but what I'm talking about is those things that just wouldn't happen. Like the crazy mold, people dying, cutting off/smashing their genitalia, the unrealistic living conditions and them being trapped in general in a show that will be shown on TV. I mean really? You'd show something that will send you to jail on TV? ಠ_ಠ
Those were the best parts = /
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