Post a thread about some collective MOBAFire guide.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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@Tosh: Virtual suicide isn't enough, you need to first cut yourself for a few years. Make sure you show us and the message (carved into your arm) is something catchy like "Are your jokes still funny"?
So we can then tell you "Yes" and drive you further into depression. THEN you show your tits and stuffs.....
(We're going to Hell)