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Partially inspired by OTG's Fun Tier list.
Tier Outrageous - Taric
Tier 1 - Jarvan IV, Darius, Olaf, Graves, Jayce, Lee Sin, Pantheon, Xin Zhao, Garen, Tryndamere, Gangplank, Draven
Tier 2 - Wukong, Rengar, Dr. Mundo, Jax, Sion Shen, Udyr, Alistar, Hecarim, Swain, Gragas, Warwick, Viktor, Talon
Tier 3 - Vladimir, Trundle, Zed, Urgot, Kha'Zix, Singed, Skarner, Renekton, Volibear, Nasus, Mordekaiser, Nautilus, Galio, Xerath, Maokai, Malphite, Nocturne, Master Yi, Ryze, Brand, Cho'Gath, Kassadin Blitzcrank, Karthus, Fiddlesticks, Rammus, Varus, Yorick, Twisted Fate, Malzahar,
Tier 4 - all the yordles, Fizz, Shaco, Twitch
I don't even know - Ezreal
I'm pretty sure I missed several, but there you go.
This is not a 'badass' or 'monstrous' tier list. If it was, we'd have Mordekaiser and Cho'Gath in god tier. This is a tier list that shows how manly the champion plays and looks. For example, Galio has the squarest chin out of all the champions and has the voice of a god, but he's an arcane construct and you don't really feel testosterone rushing through your body when playing him.
Tier list excludes female champions for obvious reasons.
Tier Outrageous - Taric
Tier 1 - Jarvan IV, Darius, Olaf, Graves, Jayce, Lee Sin, Pantheon, Xin Zhao, Garen, Tryndamere, Gangplank, Draven
Tier 2 - Wukong, Rengar, Dr. Mundo, Jax, Sion Shen, Udyr, Alistar, Hecarim, Swain, Gragas, Warwick, Viktor, Talon
Tier 3 - Vladimir, Trundle, Zed, Urgot, Kha'Zix, Singed, Skarner, Renekton, Volibear, Nasus, Mordekaiser, Nautilus, Galio, Xerath, Maokai, Malphite, Nocturne, Master Yi, Ryze, Brand, Cho'Gath, Kassadin Blitzcrank, Karthus, Fiddlesticks, Rammus, Varus, Yorick, Twisted Fate, Malzahar,
Tier 4 - all the yordles, Fizz, Shaco, Twitch
I don't even know - Ezreal
I'm pretty sure I missed several, but there you go.
This is not a 'badass' or 'monstrous' tier list. If it was, we'd have Mordekaiser and Cho'Gath in god tier. This is a tier list that shows how manly the champion plays and looks. For example, Galio has the squarest chin out of all the champions and has the voice of a god, but he's an arcane construct and you don't really feel testosterone rushing through your body when playing him.
Tier list excludes female champions for obvious reasons.
Tryndamere is manly, but not manly enough to warrant tier 1. He has no real outstanding manliness aside from his ulti, which is frankly more annoying than anything else. Gangplank as well. Talon is an assassin that gtfos the second he murders someone, not exactly manly. And have you even played Swain? There are few things manlier than jumping an entire team with ******* ravens.
As for the rest, I need someone in tier 2, not just maybe 3 champions.
tryndamere conquered two tribes and conquered ashe, a hot *** female champion. can you name anyone who can say the same? no? kk.
GP has one of the best beards in LoL and is pretty manly. Talon is on a hunt for revenge and **** like that, true he is an assassin tho. And Swain lets other people do his dirty work for him and barely goes in battle anyways, yes in game he's different but w/e.
Udyr should be higher up. Maybe not as much of a rush when playing him, but it takes some serious animal b*lls to play him without an initiator on the team. Running into 5 people and sh*t, and standing there like a manbearturtlephoenixtiger baws.
You're right, feels wrong to have Alistar above him. Moved up in Tier 2.
@bsurma, I've explained why he doesn't have his own tier.
@Minho, a joke is a joke, but that's taking it too far.
UPDATES: Tier God and Brolaf removed, Tier Taric renamed to Tier Outrageous (thanks, bsurma)
I like this idea but Draven is to low he should be above the god tier lol as the
^ This.
Draven should have his own tier.
Also, Taric is Tier Outrageous.
My favorite :'3
tryn, gp, jax, sion, udyr, gragas, ww, talon, should all be up a manliness tier, possibly wukong too. Mundo should be up in god tier too, i mean how much more manly can you get when your catchphrase is saying your name.
also swain isn't super manly, i mean he's a tactician who likes to sit back and plot so...
Tryndamere is manly, but not manly enough to warrant tier 1. He has no real outstanding manliness aside from his ulti, which is frankly more annoying than anything else. Gangplank as well. Talon is an assassin that gtfos the second he murders someone, not exactly manly. And have you even played Swain? There are few things manlier than jumping an entire team with ******* ravens.
As for the rest, I need someone in tier 2, not just maybe 3 champions.
also swain isn't super manly, i mean he's a tactician who likes to sit back and plot so...