What if LoL was realistic?

[quote=LaronX]Worst champ would probably be Karma. I focus my mind to dmg you and stuff... any moment now.... Sona at least can play very high pitched cords and a horrible stuff that sounds awfull. All Karma does is wave witha fan at you and try to do dmg with her soul. And I change my best to vlad. Why becaus he can drain blood out of stones. And if he drain blood out of a human once or twic you gone get pretty pale. If things get sticky he can turn into blood and infect you with a deases that kills you and he can do all that to you even if you haven't got blood.[/quote]

[quote=Anastasios][quote=LaronX] Worst champ would probably be Karma. I focus my mind to dmg you and stuff... any moment now.... [/quote] Karma has hidden blades in her fans and is trained by Irelia to use them. Worst would probably be Nami.[/quote]

[quote=LaronX]She trained with Janna to use the wind of her fans a weapon.[/quote]

[quote=Cliff Walrus]Blitzcrank would be the worst champ. Why? because he would kill himself if he tried to ult. electrify a robot and tell me what happens. Of all the terrifying global ults, since karthus is out, Ezreal would get legendary in no time flat. Draven/Ashe wouldn't even have to go a mile before they hit somebody, dat EZ would go forever. I mean it would loop around the world and we'd have to set a timer for people to GTFO before it came back to slaughter them. world's deadliest game of red light/green light ever.[/quote]

[quote=LaronX]Blitzcank is a steam golem. That means he is powerd by steam and fire. Eletrity has no effect on him as he is fully mechanical.[/quote]

[quote=Black Suzaku][[gragas]] wouldn't have even existed, since that he would have died of cirrhosis because of drinking too much.[/quote]

[quote=Le Pro of d00m][icon=ziggs size=500] Nuff said[/quote]

[quote=Akakakushi][quote=Le Pro of d00m] [icon=ziggs size=5] Nuff said [/quote] Have fun blowing yourself up and carrying around all the bombs needed to actually survive more than one fight.[/quote]

[quote=TotHeMax][quote=Akakakushi] [quote=FalseoGod] Wouldn't want to be trampled by [[alistar]]. [[Sona]] would be a joke tho, she hits people with soundwaves :D "No Sona, stahp, that song is painful!" [/quote] I think you just won the worst champion part. If anyone can think of a champion worse than Sona, I'll give you a cookie. [/quote] What about lulu? She waves a wand around and throws confetti. That doesn't really hurt anyone. Unless you're emo or gothic. Then it hurts.[/quote]

[quote=Akakakushi][quote=TotHeMax] [quote=Akakakushi] [quote=FalseoGod] Wouldn't want to be trampled by [[alistar]]. [[Sona]] would be a joke tho, she hits people with soundwaves :D "No Sona, stahp, that song is painful!" [/quote] I think you just won the worst champion part. If anyone can think of a champion worse than Sona, I'll give you a cookie. [/quote] What about lulu? She waves a wand around and throws confetti. That doesn't really hurt anyone. Unless you're emo or gothic. Then it hurts. [/quote] And what will you do when you're a squirrel?[/quote]