Can we even count to 15?

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse

"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???

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Signature Artwork by GMD, elenah, The Nameless Bard, Xiaowiriamu, Aquilegia, TinyStar
and Hogopogo.

Hey you! Yeah you! Just wanted to let you know you're awesome!

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Thanks to TinyStar for making me this awesome sig