Champion & Skin Sale: Common Criminals

[quote=Wayne3100][center][color=#ffff00][h2]Champion & Skin Sale: Common Criminals[/h2][/color] [url=http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/news/champion-skin-sale-common-criminals][color=#808000][h4]Posted by Caitlyn on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 15:52[/h4][/color][/url][/center] [center][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/January_2013/2013_01_28_Champion_and_Skin_Sale/article_banner_sale_01_28.jpg][/center] [indent][i]Officer Caitlyn places her lukewarm coffee down on a sagging, stained desk, and with a heavy sigh, flips the switch next to the room's one-way mirror. Tired lights in the next room flicker into life, revealing five ragtag, lowlife punks. She leans forward and presses the intercom button.[/i][/indent] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Gragas_Vandal_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Gragas_Vandal_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Gragas_Vandal_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Gragas_Vandal_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Alright chaps, you all know the drill. When I call you, step forward, and read out the line you were given. [[Vandal Gragas]], you're up first. [b]487 RP[/b] [i]" 'and me the booze… KEYS… you flippin'… shock mucker! I ain't messin' around! I got a keg and I ain't afraid to use it!"[/i] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Vladimir_Vandal_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Vladimir_Vandal_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Vladimir_Vandal_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Vladimir_Vandal_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Lovely improvisation work there, Gragas, and thank goodness for your slurring. But please, we just need you to read out what's on the script. [[Vandal Vladimir]], you're next. [b]487 RP[/b] [i]"…GIVE ME THE KEYS OR I'LL SUCK EVERY LAST DROP OF BLOOD FROM YOUR COLD, DEAD CORPSE!"[/i] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Twitch_Vandal_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Twitch_Vandal_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Twitch_Vandal_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Twitch_Vandal_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]That's not nearly right. Can you read?! Step back. [[Vandal Twitch]], you're up. English please. [b]487 RP[/b] [i]"Give me the cheese, you…"[/i] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Jax_Vandal_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Jax_Vandal_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Jax_Vandal_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Jax_Vandal_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]…THANK YOU. [[Vandal Jax]]! [b]260 RP[/b] [i]"Who wants a piece of the champ?! Is this mirror reinforced?"[/i] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Brand_Vandal_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Brand_Vandal_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Brand_Vandal_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Brand_Vandal_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]BACK. GET BACK. Look, you're up last, [[Vandal Brand]]. Please just read your bloody line. [b]260 RP[/b] [i]"Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. Heh."[/i] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Gragas_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Gragas_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]That's a completely different reference! I'd lock you all up if I could! And to think, you used to be such good guys! [[Gragas]], I remember when you were called the cask master and only ever troubled your own liver. How times have changed. [b]395 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Vladimir_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Vladimir_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]And [[Vladimir]]! You should be raiding blood banks and stealing the hearts of impressionable youth, not burning down buildings. Learn some class! [b]440 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Twitch_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Twitch_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol][[Twitch]]… okay never mind. You were always weird. [b]395 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Jax_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Jax_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]But you, [[Jax]]! What's gotten into you?! Did you fall in with the wrong crowd? You used to be so noble and good. You're just pitiful now. [b]292 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Brand_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Brand_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Ah, [[Brand]]. I suppose I should have seen your fall into pyromania a mile away. I'd have more time for you if you'd turned into some super villain though, instead of some street kid with a penchant for ignition. [b]440 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [indent]We sadly don't have enough evidence to convict any of these imbeciles for their wrongdoings, summoners, meaning I can only hold them from [b]January 29[/b] to [b]February 1[/b]. After then, they'll be out on the streets terrorizing away. Act fast if you want to give these delinquents a chance to make something of themselves, eh?[/indent] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center][/quote]

[quote=Anastasios]yay [[brand]] Still can't decide between Vandal and Apocalyptic though :([/quote]

[quote=Mowen]Ahhhhh you did it for me. Thanks! <3[/quote]

[quote=A Chubby Baby]bam. big sales lately.[/quote]

[quote=Sensei Lyfur]Recently, it seems to me that sales have been really big... I wonder why this is? Perhaps they're down on revenue and seek to boost it with more tempting sales? I don't know. Regardless, none of these champions really appeal to me, to be honest. I own some 60, and none of these, yet I'm not at all tempted... Ah well.[/quote]