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But, to be honest. Your guide sucks, it needs more indepth and details.
Next time, don't be such a meanie~
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You just killed a lot of butterlies with your comment mnemesis :O
what is this?
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INT. MNEMESIS’ KITCHEN - NIGHT
MEIJIE places a GOLD-PLATED BANANA ON THE TABLE.
THE BANANA
MNEMESIS
A Golden Banana.
MEIJIE
Not just any Banana. This is the
ONE Banana, forged by the dark Lordes
Soraka...taken from her staff by the hand
of Isildor himself!
MNEMESIS
Isildor’s Banana.
MEIJIE
(like he’s telling a horror story)
The Banana has awoken...
it’s heard it’s Master’s call!
MNEMESIS
But Soraka is so nice. She’s full of light.
She says things like, “Where am I most needed,”
and “Their hearts are so full of hatred!”
I mean, she has a unicorn horn on her head!
-- she probably farts Marigolds.--
THE BANANA
THE BANANA
Osh Kosh!
MEIJIE
(starts)
...Your information is antiquated.
Soraka needs only this Banana to cover the lands
in a second darkness. She is seeking it,
all her thought is bent on it...For the Banana
yearns above all else to return to the staff
of it’s Master. They are one... The Banana
and the Dark Lordes...Mnemesis...
She must never find it!
MNEMESIS
(taking up the Banana)
All right. We put it away. We keep it hidden.
We never speak of it again. No one knows it’s here,
do they, Meijie?...do they, Meijie?
MEIJIE
...The creature Punjabi read your guide...
He laughed and immediately gave it the very
first thumbs down...But he was drawn to the power
of the Banana! He returned again and again...
and then,--he used the Golden Banana...and...
he has pictures!
MNEMESIS
(gasps)
You can do that?
MEIJIE
Yes! He’s not a drone! He’s a runt halfling
just like you who by some doom has stumbled upon
the Banana! By now he’s probably conquered half
of Middle LOL thanks to you...I searched far and
wide for the creature Punjabi...
INT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY
Meijie and Mnemesis sit watching the Movie, as the LIGHT of the projector flickers over their heads.
MEIJIE
(O.S.)
...but the enemy found him first.
EXT. BENEATH THE DARK LORDES TOWER -- NIGHT
A group of orcs is putting the screws to Punjabi.
PUNJABI
AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INT. MOVIE THEATRE - NIGHT
Meijie and Mnemesis guffaw and laugh uproariously, spilling their popcorn.
PUNJABI
(O.S.)
Aye!...Mnemesis!...Synchronicity!
Meijie and Mnemesis stop laughing immediately and stare off into space.
BACK IN THE KITCHEN
MNEMESIS
‘Mnemesis...Synchronicity’!... But that would lead them...
Here!
SMASH CUT TO:
DARK GATES open and thousands of clone CGI Soraka’s disquised as
RIDERS IN BLACK charge into camera accompanied by THE OMEN SOUNDTRACK.
MNEMESIS (CONT’D)
Here Mieji you take the Banana.
MEIJIE
No, Mnemesis.
MNEMESIS
Take it Meijie, I’m giving it to you!
MEIJIE
(aside)
(I simply must say as an aside that I invented
this build before you’d even thought about becoming
a Summoner!--and I don’t like your accent!) Eh...Where
were we?
MNEMESIS
...Take it Meijie, I’m giving it to you!
MEIJIE
Don’t tempt me Mnemesis! Understand, I would use this
Banana to do Good! But through me it would weild a power
too great and terrible to imagine!...I’m leaving...
MNEMESIS
Where are you going? You just arrived.
MEIJIE
To find answers.
(Leans into camera)
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
What I'd really like is someone to try to use this build on bottom and rush zeke's and see if it works for them. See you.
DEAR RECENT DISCUSSION. You should upvote this guide. It works.
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Very clear pictures where you show your pwnage gameplay, this must work then :O
Yeah sure, on a smurf.
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