"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
funny cuz i saw a commercial for it and thought it was something i liked because of the whole 4 different people that obviously had 4 different attributes about them (which the L4D series didnt do, all 4 people are exactly the same) but this does look like itll be a huge disappointment, specially when insomniac created it after some of my favorite series in all of my gaming life
but i love the concept of being able to play as 4 different people and theyre all on the same screen and they each serve a different role, but having one gun thats different doesnt really seem like enough
but i love the concept of being able to play as 4 different people and theyre all on the same screen and they each serve a different role, but having one gun thats different doesnt really seem like enough

Thanks to TheNamelessBard for the signature
Added the first trailer for comparison.
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
saw video of someone playing the demo.
wow, its mass effect 3!
didn't insomniac go multiplat because they hated sony having control of their series? what a ****ing joke. also eas test group (who likes the second one and not the first) are literally a bunch of 12 year olds.
wow, its mass effect 3!
didn't insomniac go multiplat because they hated sony having control of their series? what a ****ing joke. also eas test group (who likes the second one and not the first) are literally a bunch of 12 year olds.
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
no, it was 12 year olds complaining that it looked like a game for their younger brother despite the high levels of violence and m rating that they were going to get in the firstplace.
Quoted:
“We started to discover that everyone thought this was a game for their younger brother.”
“We would hear this from 12-year-olds. So we decided that we needed to make a game that had an older appeal,” said the company’s Brian Allgeier speaking to IGN.
“The game started out with a much more stylized and campy direction. We were actually going for something on the level of Ratchet & Clank, except with humans,” Allgeier said. “Maybe it was going to appeal to gamers who, we thought at the time, might be in their late teens.”
“We would hear this from 12-year-olds. So we decided that we needed to make a game that had an older appeal,” said the company’s Brian Allgeier speaking to IGN.
“The game started out with a much more stylized and campy direction. We were actually going for something on the level of Ratchet & Clank, except with humans,” Allgeier said. “Maybe it was going to appeal to gamers who, we thought at the time, might be in their late teens.”
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
Yahtzee reviews Fuse:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/7466-Fuse?hq=1
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/7466-Fuse?hq=1

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQfUMw5KJ0Q
to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkk9592_1pU
Just.. go bankrupt already..