**** league. Need a life coach?

[quote=Roselight]wtf did I just read... XD[/quote]

[quote=Searz]Soo, I've been dating this lawnmower for a while now and it's starting to get serious. We've shared our first kiss and been to second base, and we might get even further tonight, but the problem is, I have no idea of how to have sex with a lawnmower. Do I stick it in the tailpipe? Dryhump the seat? Stick it in the oiltank? Any answer would be appreciated, as I am truly lost without you throatslasher.[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe][quote=Searz] Soo, I've been dating this lawnmower for a while now and it's starting to get serious. We've shared our first kiss and been to second base, and we might get even further tonight, but the problem is, I have no idea of how to have sex with a lawnmower. Do I stick it in the tailpipe? Dryhump the seat? Stick it in the oiltank? Any answer would be appreciated, as I am truly lost without you throatslasher. [/quote] Been there bro, been there[/quote]

[quote=Deadlydave][quote=Searz] Soo, I've been dating this lawnmower for a while now and it's starting to get serious. We've shared our first kiss and been to second base, and we might get even further tonight, but the problem is, I have no idea of how to have sex with a lawnmower. Do I stick it in the tailpipe? Dryhump the seat? Stick it in the oiltank? Any answer would be appreciated, as I am truly lost without you throatslasher. [/quote] [img=https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2DtSodns5xGC5_T6GFCqahawKCBa_dQSLSLN8n3-MTBZdRYyf][/quote]

[quote=devdevil]What has this thread become T.T[/quote]

[quote=Teh Grazzh0pper]At night, I like to make my hands into a wave shape, tie my legs, go to Hawaii and hang out with dolphins. Do you think it's possible for me to grow flippers and transform into a whale instead? Cause I'm getting tired of dolphins. Like you know, they chill but they don't like to smoke weed, and whales are the only one who smokes weed. They get all high and shit and they start flopping around and save Uranus, but then when I want to join they said that I need flippers. So what should I do throatslasher?[/quote]

[quote=devdevil]*sigh* Okay then, I am secretly housing a baby asian elephant who was mistreated by the zoo it was in and ran away. When my friend came over I'm not sure if he noticed the elephant, but if he did and he tells someone, the rainbow police will come and take my bananas. I can't figure out what to do about this, please help me find x.[/quote]

[quote=Teh Grazzh0pper]Easy, ask the asian elephant to do math. Hes Asian.[/quote]

[quote=bitpik]Start with Throatslasher's guide to chicks.[/quote]

[quote=DEWO]Well it is your business if you want to or dont want to use his "services" no need to troll his thread ppl. If you are not interested just jump into next thread. He might not be the perfect guy for you as a mentor for life but he might take it seriously. Give him credit.[/quote]