But that's the thing, they are all braindead. One guy told me that he denied his son the piano as a hobby because "it isn't manly enough" and forced football on him.
Their all bigots but it's hilarious just how archaic and ****ing twisted they are.
EDIT: OK I'm ****ing stupid. It's a ****ing satire and I fell for it completely. If you guys wanna laugh, please do, I deserve it.
Their all bigots but it's hilarious just how archaic and ****ing twisted they are.
EDIT: OK I'm ****ing stupid. It's a ****ing satire and I fell for it completely. If you guys wanna laugh, please do, I deserve it.
they're*
also how did you not notice it was a fake site...all it took was looking at the banner on the top of the page to tell me it was fake
"Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth."
"Wow friend, You're truly beyond saving. Satan has turned your soul into an orgy of Demon sex filled with homers, Atheist scum like yourself are blind fools. Your evil words will not altar our Faith."
"As for the picture, I can tell it's photo-shopped due to the pixels."
"When my son Connor was young, he took up piano lessons when he was staying with his mother. I protested that piano playing was not a manly enough hobby, so I suggested football and said: "Congratulations, son! Your new hobby is no more piano playing!" He cried, but he understood and eventually got over it. "
"True Christian ™"
like seriously how could you take any of that seriously
its like you looked so hard for christians to bash that you just made yourself look stupid in the process
also dont you have a thread specifically for bashing christians already? please dont waste the pasta gods sacred bandwidth
also how did you not notice it was a fake site...all it took was looking at the banner on the top of the page to tell me it was fake
"Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth."
"Wow friend, You're truly beyond saving. Satan has turned your soul into an orgy of Demon sex filled with homers, Atheist scum like yourself are blind fools. Your evil words will not altar our Faith."
"As for the picture, I can tell it's photo-shopped due to the pixels."
"When my son Connor was young, he took up piano lessons when he was staying with his mother. I protested that piano playing was not a manly enough hobby, so I suggested football and said: "Congratulations, son! Your new hobby is no more piano playing!" He cried, but he understood and eventually got over it. "
"True Christian ™"
like seriously how could you take any of that seriously
its like you looked so hard for christians to bash that you just made yourself look stupid in the process
also dont you have a thread specifically for bashing christians already? please dont waste the pasta gods sacred bandwidth
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MrCuddowls wrote:
EDIT: OK I'm ****ing stupid. It's a ****ing satire and I fell for it completely. If you guys wanna laugh, please do, I deserve it.
Yes, yes you are.
Edit: How did these not ring any bells?
"Give a white man a hammer and he will use it to build a church to praise God.
Give a ***** a hammer and he will make more hammers.
Give a Mexican a hammer and he will build a house and then drink beer and beat his wife with it.
Give a negro a hammer and he will smash a white man’s head in.
Give a Jew a hammer and he will give it to a negro and send him into the nearest white community to finish what he started."
DillButt64 wrote:
they're*
They're = They are.
He did not write that wrong.
He did misspell cringe-worthy though.
Quoted:
"Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth."
"As for the picture, I can tell it's photo-shopped due to the pixels."
"As for the picture, I can tell it's photo-shopped due to the pixels."
Pure GOLD.
Quoted:
also dont you have a thread specifically for bashing christians already? please dont waste the pasta gods sacred bandwidth
Pasta god's*
FalseoGod wrote:
Good job at making yourself look like a braindead *******. I guess that forum only attracts that sort of people uh?
Actually, the people there seem to be very clever.
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
MrCuddowls wrote:
Their all bigots but it's hilarious just how archaic and ****ing twisted they are.
they're* thats what i was correcting searz, he used the wrong version of they're/there/their
but like seriously these guys are like super devoted, i had no idea there are people so devoted to making christians look stupid that they themselves study the bible, im bookmarking that site and saving it forever
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