XeresAce wrote:
Yup, as long as it's child appropriate anything goes
So it's especially appropriate if they involve children?
Bioalchemist wrote:
still having wet dreams? we need to get you laid searz...
Lol, what? Do you even have any clue of who I am?
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
@bioalchemist, i don't really remember - normally my dreams aren't all that detailed one could say i'm a sloppy dreamer aguess..
Ty MM and Blood for the sigs :3 | Rammus is comming back - heard it here first!
"Carrying"-guide | My reviewservice
"Carrying"-guide | My reviewservice
I dreamed I was Karma. I made a great bait on a fed Renekton (for some reason recall was broken, it was kill or be killed). Balance was crazy though, my damage was terrible but my mantra'd Renewal had something like 80% healing on each tick, hence why the bait worked out so well with no damage. I'm kind of pissed that I dreamed I was new Karma and not old Karma. The weird thing about the dream is I was Karma. I wasn't playing as her, I actually was her, yet for some reason there was a UI! I want to know how I mouse-overed Renewal to see the healing on it when I was stuck in the rift.
Looking at the tooltip now... If Renewal had the same ratio, then I had at least 4400 AP (the base healing was buffed to 40% a tick, and I remember a bonus from AP of 44%). So why was a dealing barely any damage? I should have been able to one-shot stuff with that AP.
Karma. I made a great bait on a fed Renekton (for some reason recall was broken, it was kill or be killed). Balance was crazy though, my damage was terrible but my mantra'd Renewal had something like 80% healing on each tick, hence why the bait worked out so well with no damage. I'm kind of pissed that I dreamed I was new Karma and not old Karma. The weird thing about the dream is I was Karma. I wasn't playing as her, I actually was her, yet for some reason there was a UI! I want to know how I mouse-overed Renewal to see the healing on it when I was stuck in the rift.Looking at the tooltip now... If
Renewal had the same ratio, then I had at least 4400 AP (the base healing was buffed to 40% a tick, and I remember a bonus from AP of 44%). So why was a dealing barely any damage? I should have been able to one-shot stuff with that AP.
Wierdest Dream i have ever had was I was with my (now ex) girlfriend and we was in bed together (let you figure it out) when suddenly the door flew open and my girlfriend walked into the room accusing me of cheating, when I looked down it was someone else so quickly I jumped out of bed and went to approach my girlfriend at the door when I heard a voice behind say "so thats it your breaking up with me for her" so I turned around to see my girlfriend is now back in bed and looking towards the door the new girl was standing there.
Epically wierd feeling :/
Epically wierd feeling :/
"The Wolf eyes the Prey, The Cow eats the hay, One of them is a killer, The other his buffet"
I just woke up today with a feeling of impending doom.
I think that my dream ended with something bad happening, but I cannot for the life of me remember what..
It's weird, I get those dreams every now and then.
I think that my dream ended with something bad happening, but I cannot for the life of me remember what..
It's weird, I get those dreams every now and then.
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
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Gonna Meme-arrow this **** cuz it's much faster for telling stories
>Just signed up for a new team in football(actually something from real life)
>Striker
>Playing the final game of the season against our main competitors
>Score a couple of goals, but our team plays like ****
>At half-time some switch flips and i go bat**** insane yelling at everyone
>Ends up motivating them
>Go out to the match motivated as ****, ready to kick some ***
>Still lose the game
>End up taking the opposing strikers sister home with me at the afterparty
**** went better than expected.
as long as she isn't...hmm as i say 'beat as f*ck' i would call that a win. also even though you lost you could still move on to the post season or no?
I dreamt I was on a manhunt. We had to catch a psyco called Reginald.
did you catch reginald? reginald makes me picture someone like this: