i played a league game. someone picked teemo.
I AM NOT AFFECTED BY ELOHELL. NOOBS AND TROLLS NEVER RUIN MY RANKED GAMES.
I DON'T GET STUCK AND I NEVER GET ONLY 2LP FOR A WIN.
I AM UNRANKED.
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I see people are having trouble reading the title of this thread.
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
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2 sentences is too hard for me, but meh.
Face
Three friends were taking a photo with a statue to commemorate their visit. When they checked the photo, they all screamed, the statue had the face of one of them, they looked at each other, one had no face.
Trash
A garbage man was collecting trash when a woman approached her and gave him trash wrapped up in garbage bin, the woman left after cautioning him not to open it.
When the garbage man was about to throw it away, he noticed something red drip out of it, upon opening it, he saw a headless man with his uniform & name tag, holding his face.
Werewolf
The night was bitter, cold, & dark, lighted only by the full moon, my blood started boiling, my stomach writhing in pain, I then blacked out. Next thing I knew, I awoke to a nightmare, everything around me was a mess, I couldn't believe it, but it happened, I ate a hundred pounds worth of cake.
Nightmare
I heard screams & pleas for help, I looked around, the room was filled with dead bodies and blood, there was a man with a butcher ax, he walked towards me. I ran and ran, and thankfully I awoke, but it was for me to notice that I wouldn't be so thankful, for I awoke to a nightmare, It was history class.
Face
Three friends were taking a photo with a statue to commemorate their visit. When they checked the photo, they all screamed, the statue had the face of one of them, they looked at each other, one had no face.
Trash
A garbage man was collecting trash when a woman approached her and gave him trash wrapped up in garbage bin, the woman left after cautioning him not to open it.
When the garbage man was about to throw it away, he noticed something red drip out of it, upon opening it, he saw a headless man with his uniform & name tag, holding his face.
Werewolf
The night was bitter, cold, & dark, lighted only by the full moon, my blood started boiling, my stomach writhing in pain, I then blacked out. Next thing I knew, I awoke to a nightmare, everything around me was a mess, I couldn't believe it, but it happened, I ate a hundred pounds worth of cake.
Nightmare
I heard screams & pleas for help, I looked around, the room was filled with dead bodies and blood, there was a man with a butcher ax, he walked towards me. I ran and ran, and thankfully I awoke, but it was for me to notice that I wouldn't be so thankful, for I awoke to a nightmare, It was history class.
Gold II, somebody's something.
dragon00bicus wrote:
2 sentences is too hard for me, but meh.
Face
Three friends were taking a photo with a statue to commemorate their visit. When they checked the photo, they all screamed, the statue had the face of one of them, they looked at each other, one had no face.
Nightmare
I heard screams & pleas for help, I looked around, the room was filled with dead bodies and blood, there was a man with a butcher ax, he walked towards me. I ran and ran, and thankfully I awoke, but it was for me to notice that I wouldn't be so thankful, for I awoke to a nightmare, It was history class.
You're really stretching it here. You're using commas several times when you should have been using dots.
Anybody could make a massive run-on-sentence.
I must say though, that the 'Face' and 'Nightmare' stories were pretty good. The 'Trash' story was garbage though. (I'M SO DAMN PUNNY.)
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
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