Thatdudeinthecotton wrote:
"I hear loud groaning and thrusting sounds from across the room. I turn to see my parents."
LMAO winner.
Thanks to jhoijhoi for my signature!
"I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”
Meiyjhe wrote:
A man went to the grocery store. Banana's were sold out :O
The store was Safeway. Old grandmas revolted everywhere
true story when I worked there we got complaints every day from the same group of old ladies, we never had bananas
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