Booze: A discussion of your favorite adult...

[quote=Bioalchemist]lol foster's and budweiser are indeed essentially colored water.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]I was a bit more thorough than you guys cuz i too like to drink once in a while. [spoiler=Hard alcoholic beverages] Raw shots: absinthe - get's you drunk as fuck in a nice soothing way - also it doesn't taste as bad as it smells Mix: Okai listen up people because this one's the most legendary of em all we call it kindersurprise because it tastes just like that shit. First you take 2 parts of this shit: [img=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/L43.jpg] Then you go to your fridge and grab a chocolate milk and stir 2 parts up in that shitty shaker of yours. Round it up with 1 part of goddamned whipped cream preferably home whipped but you shallow cunts out there can use store whipped cream as well. Mix that shit till your arms hurt and pour em up into chilled glasses and get so fucking drunk that you don't even know what's up and down because that shit doesn't taste like alcohol at all. Jägerbombs: Pour half a glass of energy drink up - redbull preffered - monster can do as well for the cheap sons of a bitches reading this. Pour a shot of Jägermeister up and this is where it gets tricky, put the shot glass in the glass and drink the whole damned thing. The tastes will mix in your mouth and you'll get fired up and drunk as fuck at the same damn time. [/spoiler] [spoiler=wine] Get drunk wine: Cherry wine. It tastes just like the cherry sauce you put on top of rice pudding, has 15% vol in it and costs 4 bucks a bottle - wanna get drunk faster than beer and not as expensive as shots, go for this shit and end outside in the hedges before you know it. Red wine: Usually i enjoy red wine along with stake and in Denmark you don't marinade a good stake so you want something powerful to compliment the taste, therefore Amarone is my red wine of choice White wine: Chablis grand 1er cru: doesn't taste as sweet as most white wines, and compliments most fish dishes nicely. [/spoiler] [spoiler=beer] Best utmost enjoyable beer: Leffe blonde, a lot of people thinks it's a womens beer, fuck thoose people - that shit tastes like fucking heaven. Leffe blonde:[img=http://www.google.dk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=4bsozWDv2ohyEM&tbnid=DP4oqCmmUlleqM:&ved=0CAUQjBwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthoughtsonaplate.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F06%2Fleffe-blonde-belgium1.jpg&ei=7qAeUrvCFueg7AaA1oGQBg&psig=AFQjCNGemo8uU5LiwZtFge5voEX9a48A_Q&ust=1377825390411648] Everyday drinking beer: Tuborg:[img=http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1024x768/tuborg/230749/tuborg-groen-230749.jpg] Not that expensive and the taste isn't all that bitter. I like it. Drinking game beer: Vestfyen pilsner:[img=http://picture.yatego.com/images/4f578608c82762.1/big_Vestfyen_Pilsner_0,33l-kqh/vestfyen-pils-0-33l-4-6----dnisches-bier.jpg] Shit's cheap and not that bad in taste and most important of all they don't "cream as much" or however you say that in english.[/quote]

[quote=MrCuddowls]Chemist you must have had a topper. Btw I was just kidding about the Heineken. I drink it when I want something cheap just to have a good time. My favorite beer is Heady Topper.[/quote]

[quote=Bioalchemist]^ i have not had the topper but given your rave review i will find it asap and enjoy a nice delicious nectar of the gods.[/quote]

[quote=MrCuddowls]If you live anywhere near Boston, then you can find it at Blanchards.[/quote]

[quote=Bioalchemist]^ live in San Diego but i bet i can find it.[/quote]

[quote=YayaFTW]Patented Liquor stores are forbidden in my country, and you obviously can't sneak a bottle out of the bar/club (We tried in freshman year, we got caught lol) There's a liquor section in major supermarkets though, but people here are like predators, waiting for someone to walk out with a Belvedere/Absolut (Yea that's all we have, plus the crappy wine) so they can give him the "you're not welcome, get out" stare. I mean seriously, people have to wear hoodies and put the bottles in solid black/green plastic bags and "sneak out" of the liquor section, fearing they'd be recognized by some acquaintance. And oh yea, Absinthe is forbidden. We have like the equivalent of drug dealers for Absinthe lol. You also spend a night in jail if you're found drinking in public. You could say that adult beverage amateurs like you guys would classify this country as inhabitable.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]what country is that?[/quote]

[quote=YayaFTW][quote=Pølsemanden] what country is that? [/quote] Morocco, north of Africa.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]Comming from a country where liquor is pretty much a part of every tradition that just sounds so odd to me. In Denmark - you drink to celebrate, you drink to mourn, you drink to party and you even drink to start a party - there's no occassion where drinking is frowned upon(except driving and hunting pretty much). Hell you even give some liquor to children sometimes just to watch them drunk.[/quote]