A champion story

[quote=MyBloodisBlack][Spoiler] In this story I am trying to see if I can use as many if not all 115 champions in some way shape or form, Tell me what you think so far [/spoiler] You may think I am telling you a [[Corki]] but I promise you this is true, I woke up one morning had a [[lux]] at the alarm clock and it was clear I was late, So I [[ryze]] out of my bed and made a dash to the shower, Now today was an important day so I knew I had to be [[Thresh]] but I was in such a hurry I didn't check the temperature and [[Singed]] my back in the hot water. I [[trundle]] back to my bedroom, my back so hot i feel it could turn to [[ashe]] at any time, I got into my best clothes and my Nike [[brand]] sneakers and went to give my friend a call, so i said "[[Yorick]], any chance of a lift buddy?", He said "[[Shen]] do you want me to pick you up?" (poor guy always suffered with a lisp) so I said "pick me up ASAP i need to [[poppy]] into the hospital and see [[Dr. mundo]] about my subscription". He must have [[Draven]] like a mad man because he got to my house in half the time, I was like "Hey Rick whats the matter?", He said "I got a real [[Heimerdinger]] of a situation and I need to get to the hospital" so I got into the back seat and sat there was his sister [[Diana]] and [[Janna]] believe it she is curled up with a bag to her mouth..poor lass was [[Kha'zix]] from Ricks insane driving. We arrived at the Hospital, Rick and Diana went one way and I headed to see the Doctor, I saw the receptionist and she was quite the arrogant so and so because she was all like "Now you [[Lee Sin]] here, I don't mean to be [[Vayne]] but [[Urgot]] to wait like everyone else", Stood there with a [[Twitch]] in my eye wishing I could [[Swain]] a fist at her but I kept calm and said "Could I at least book in before you tell me off please?". I sat in the waiting room looking at all the posters discussing the dangers of all kinds of exotic illnesses like [[Shaco]], I read them all and i thought "[[Ezreal]] as they all seem I doubt I could catch [[Annie]]", suddenly the receptionist stood up and shouted "will a miss [[Shyvana]] [[Orianna]]...i cant read my own writing please head to room [[Zed]]". Well long story short I got my subscription and I waited outside the hospital for my ride, 10 minutes went by and i started to wonder [[Warwick]] had gotten to so I decide to give him a call and which he answer in hysteric, I was concerned and asked what was wrong, he said "its our poor mama had the [[Miss Fortune]] to be hit by a runaway car" I said "Oh dear god she OK?" he said "She will live but her leg is busted up, I can't believe some drunk soul could just [[Ziggs]] and Zag all over town like that and no one stop them?". I said "OK you stay with [[Leona]] (that's his mums name) and I will get a taxi" He said "Thank you mate...[Lulu]] are a good friend so once the visiting hours are over I will pick you up and we can go on the pull tonight...my treat" I said "[[Taric]]" and hung up to call a cab. I was just about to get though to the cab company when suddenly my ex, [[Lissandra]] pulled up next to me saying "You look lost...[[Nidalee]]", I cut her off quickly because I could think of a [[Zilean]] reasons why i wouldn't want to get into her car, so i said "[[Nunu]] I am fine thank you for the offer but [[Irelia]] don't think its wise to be around each other after last time" she said " [[ahri]] it was just a one night stand, it meant nothing we were having a [[olaf]] and one thing lead to another...believe me I am happier without you" (ohh right in the feels). I was hesitate and start to approach the car "promise me you [[Nocturne]] this ride in something I will regret" she smirked and said "Get in the [[karthus]] and we shall see" so i did, maybe this was [[Karma]] biting me back for sleeping with her friend, [[Sona]] after we broke up because she drove like a mad woman. I knew from the bottles on the floor this nutjob had been drinking and i was afraid for my life, I tried anything from saying I got a tummy [[Rumble]] so id like to get something to eat to [[Varus]] other ideas but nothing would stop here, then suddenly she stop at this garage "I am going to some [[Gragas]] for the car...you wait right here", Now I could have run for it then but something said I should stay so i did. She got back into the car and got right in my face like and blurted" "Guess who drunk?", I tried to be fun and say "is it me?" she giggled as said splurtingly "[[Nami]] you idiot, I been a little naughty today....you [[Sion]] the way to find you a think I might have knock over a lady...Heh Heh i can't be too sure", It all clicked into place and I had to confront her "That was you that hit Leona this morning, you nearly kill her for god sake" She didn't seem to have listened, nor did she seem to care because she turned around and blurted [[Darius]] things in her life like [[Wukong]] at the local bars for example. We want out of town, she seemed more determined to get us to somewhere, I was feeling the awkward silence falling upon the car when she said "I was remembering when I caught you with my friend sona, you was very [[Nautilus]] wasn't you?" I blinked a bit and said "Umm my mind is drawing a [[LeBlanc]] at the moment when was this?" with that she slapped me in the face and shouted "DON'T YOU PLAY DUMB WITH ME, IT'S A DANGEROUS [[PANTHEON]]", I rubbed my cheek and said calmly "I apologise". We finally reached a hillside, to the left was a small [[Riven]] and somebody had managed to create a makeshift [[Gangplank]] going over the edge, I looked at it and then at my ex and nervously "you aren't going to make me walk the plank are you?", she nodded as she take out a gun, "Holy S Lissie" as I started to back towards the side, my tummy starting to [[fizz]] with nervousness and I started wondering if this was it, the end of my life as we know. I started to beg for my life "Lissandra [[Kennen]] ever forgive me for my wrong? I know I was stupid [[Kayle]]? We don't need to go this far, this is just [[Nasus]]", She stopped for a moment and lowered her gun and started to cry falling to her knees sobbing "I can't do it, I still love you" I said sat beside her and said "You was a lovely girl Lissandra and any other guy would be lucky to have you, I was lucky to have you but some [[twisted fate]] pulled us apart and I am sorry for that". (To Be Continued]] For those who are struggling to understand the story [Spoiler] You may think I am telling you a Corny but I promise you this is true, I woke up one morning had a Look at the alarm clock and it was clear I was late, So I Rise out of my bed and made a dash to the shower, Now today was an important day so I knew I had to be Fresh but I was in such a hurry I didn't check the temperature and Singed my back in the hot water. I Trundle back to my bedroom, my back so hot i feel it could turn to Ashe at any time, I got into my best clothes and my Nike Brand sneakers and went to give my friend a call, so i said " Yo Rick, any chance of a lift buddy?", He said "When do you want me to pick you up?" (poor guy always suffered with a lisp) so I said "pick me up ASAP i need to Pop into the hospital and see Dr. Mundo about my subscription". He must have Driven like a mad man because he got to my house in half the time, I was like "Hey Rick whats the matter?", He said "I got a real Humdinger of a situation and I need to get to the hospital" so I got into the back seat and sat there was his sister Diana and Can ya believe it she is curled up with a bag to her mouth..poor lass was Car sick from Ricks insane driving. We arrived at the Hospital, Rick and Diana went one way and I headed to see the Doctor, I saw the receptionist and she was quite the arrogant so and so because she was all like "Now you Listen here, I don't mean to be Vain but You got to wait like everyone else", Stood there with a Twitch in my eye wishing I could Swing a fist at her but I kept calm and said "Could I at least book in before you tell me off please?". I sat in the waiting room looking at all the posters discussing the dangers of all kinds of exotic illnesses like Shingle, I read them all and i thought "As real as they all seem I doubt I could catch Annie", suddenly the receptionist stood up and shouted "will a miss Shyvana Orianna...i cant read my own writing please head to room Z". Well long story short I got my subscription and I waited outside the hospital for my ride, 10 minutes went by and i started to wonder Where Rick had gotten to so I decide to give him a call and which he answer in hysteric, I was concerned and asked what was wrong, he said "its our poor mama had the Misfortune to be hit by a runaway car" I said "Oh dear god she ok?" he said "She will live but her leg is busted up, I can't believe some drunk soul could just Zig and Zag all over town like that and no one stop them?". I said "ok you stay with Leona (thats his mums name) and I will get a taxi" He said "Thank you mate...[Lulu]] are a good friend so once the visiting hours are over I will pick you up and we can go on the pull tonight...my treat" I said " Ta rick" and hung up to call a cab. I was just about to get though to the cab company when suddenly my ex, Lissandra pulled up next to me saying "You look lost... Need a Lif...", I cut her off quickly because I could think of a Zillion reasons why i wouldn't want to get into her car, so i said " No No I am fine thank you for the offer but I really don't think its wise to be around each other after last time" she said " Ahh it was just a one night stand, it meant nothing we were having a Olaf and one thing lead to another...believe me I am happier without you" (ohh right in the feels). I was hesitate and start to approach the car "promise me you Not turn this ride in something I will regret" she smirked and said "Get in the Car first and we shall see" so i did, maybe this was Karma biting me back for sleeping with her friend, Sona after we broke up because she drove like a mad woman. I knew from the bottles on the floor this nutjob had been drinking and i was afraid for my life, I tried anything from saying I got a tummy Rumble so id like to get something to eat to various other ideas but nothing would stop here, then suddenly she stop at this garage "I am going to some Gas for the car...you wait right here", Now I could have run for it then but something said I should stay so i did. She got back into the car and got right in my face like and blurted" "Guess who drunk?", I tried to be fun and say "is it me?" she giggled as said splurtingly " Nah me you idiot, I been a little naughty today....you Sion the way to find you a think I might have knock over a lady...Heh Heh i can't be too sure", It all clicked into place and I had to confront her "That was you that hit Leona this morning, you nearly kill her for god sake" She didn't seem to have listened, nor did she seem to care because she turned around and blurted Darius things in her life like Working at the local bars for example. We want out of town, she seemed more determined to get us to somewhere, I was feeling the awkward silence falling upon the car when she said "I was remembering when I caught you with my friend sona, you was very Nautilus wasn't you?" I blinked a bit and said "Umm my mind is drawing blank at the moment when was this?" with that she slapped me in the face and shouted "DON'T YOU PLAY DUMB WITH ME, IT'S A DANGEROUS Path your on", I rubbed my cheek and said calmly "I apologise". We finally reached a hillside, to the left was a small Riven and somebody had managed to create a makeshift Gangplank going over the edge, I looked at it and then at my ex and nervously "you aren't going to make me walk the plank are you?", she nodded as she take out a gun, "Holy S Lissie" as I started to back towards the side, my tummy starting to Fizz with nervousness and I started wondering if this was it, the end of my life as we know. I started to beg for my life "Lissandra Can ya ever forgive me for my wrong? I know I was stupid Kayle? We don't need to go this far, this is just Nonsense", She stopped for a moment and lowered her gun and started to cry falling to her knees sobbing "I can't do it, I still love you" I said sat beside her and said "You was a lovely girl Lissandra and any other guy would be lucky to have you, I was lucky to have you but some Twisted Fate pulled us apart and I am sorry for that". (To Be Continued]] [/spoiler][/quote]

[quote=Thalia Kael]I don't... get it...[/quote]

[quote=MyBloodisBlack][quote=Thalia Kael] I don't... get it... [/quote] I can write it up in normal English if you like so you can see what I was aiming for[/quote]

[quote=Thatdudeinthecotton]PUN OVERLOAD THE STORY :DD[/quote]

[quote=Thalia Kael][quote=MyBloodisBlack] [quote=Thalia Kael] I don't... get it... [/quote] I can write it up in normal English if you like so you can see what I was aiming for [/quote] No but like... what is a "dangerous pantheon" etc...[/quote]

[quote=Kaggboer2012]yeah pls write it in "normal" english, i cant understand sh*t o.O[/quote]

[quote=IShouldGetALife]am i like the only person who got it?[/quote]

[quote=bitpik]Telling a corki? 0.o ????[/quote]

[quote=Werepirelord]I've gotten quite tired of lol puns ever since reddit started spamming them.[/quote]

[quote=Thalia Kael]These like arent even puns its just like adding champion names in sentences for no reason that dont make sense lol[/quote]