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A champion story

Creator: MyBloodisBlack September 5, 2013 1:11pm
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You may think I am telling you a Corki but I promise you this is true,
I woke up one morning had a Lux at the alarm clock and it was clear I was late,
So I Ryze out of my bed and made a dash to the shower, Now today was an important day so I knew I had to be Thresh but I was in such a hurry I didn't check the temperature and Singed my back in the hot water.

I Trundle back to my bedroom, my back so hot i feel it could turn to Ashe at any time, I got into my best clothes and my Nike Brand sneakers and went to give my friend a call, so i said " Yorick, any chance of a lift buddy?", He said " Shen do you want me to pick you up?" (poor guy always suffered with a lisp) so I said "pick me up ASAP i need to Poppy into the hospital and see Dr. Mundo about my subscription".

He must have Draven like a mad man because he got to my house in half the time, I was like "Hey Rick whats the matter?", He said "I got a real Heimerdinger of a situation and I need to get to the hospital" so I got into the back seat and sat there was his sister Diana and Janna believe it she is curled up with a bag to her mouth..poor lass was Kha'Zix from Ricks insane driving.

We arrived at the Hospital, Rick and Diana went one way and I headed to see the Doctor, I saw the receptionist and she was quite the arrogant so and so because she was all like "Now you Lee Sin here, I don't mean to be Vayne but Urgot to wait like everyone else", Stood there with a Twitch in my eye wishing I could Swain a fist at her but I kept calm and said "Could I at least book in before you tell me off please?".

I sat in the waiting room looking at all the posters discussing the dangers of all kinds of exotic illnesses like Shaco, I read them all and i thought " Ezreal as they all seem I doubt I could catch Annie", suddenly the receptionist stood up and shouted "will a miss Shyvana Orianna...i cant read my own writing please head to room Zed".

Well long story short I got my subscription and I waited outside the hospital for my ride, 10 minutes went by and i started to wonder Warwick had gotten to so I decide to give him a call and which he answer in hysteric, I was concerned and asked what was wrong, he said "its our poor mama had the Miss Fortune to be hit by a runaway car" I said "Oh dear god she OK?" he said "She will live but her leg is busted up, I can't believe some drunk soul could just Ziggs and Zag all over town like that and no one stop them?".

I said "OK you stay with Leona (that's his mums name) and I will get a taxi" He said "Thank you mate...[Lulu]] are a good friend so once the visiting hours are over I will pick you up and we can go on the pull tonight...my treat" I said " Taric" and hung up to call a cab.

I was just about to get though to the cab company when suddenly my ex, Lissandra pulled up next to me saying "You look lost... Nidalee", I cut her off quickly because I could think of a Zilean reasons why i wouldn't want to get into her car, so i said " Nunu & Willump I am fine thank you for the offer but Irelia don't think its wise to be around each other after last time" she said " Ahri it was just a one night stand, it meant nothing we were having a Olaf and one thing lead to another...believe me I am happier without you" (ohh right in the feels).

I was hesitate and start to approach the car "promise me you Nocturne this ride in something I will regret" she smirked and said "Get in the Karthus and we shall see" so i did, maybe this was Karma biting me back for sleeping with her friend, Sona after we broke up because she drove like a mad woman.

I knew from the bottles on the floor this nutjob had been drinking and i was afraid for my life, I tried anything from saying I got a tummy Rumble so id like to get something to eat to Varus other ideas but nothing would stop here, then suddenly she stop at this garage "I am going to some Gragas for the car...you wait right here", Now I could have run for it then but something said I should stay so i did.

She got back into the car and got right in my face like and blurted" "Guess who drunk?", I tried to be fun and say "is it me?" she giggled as said splurtingly " Nami you idiot, I been a little naughty today....you Sion the way to find you a think I might have knock over a lady...Heh Heh i can't be too sure", It all clicked into place and I had to confront her "That was you that hit Leona this morning, you nearly kill her for god sake" She didn't seem to have listened, nor did she seem to care because she turned around and blurted Darius things in her life like Wukong at the local bars for example.

We want out of town, she seemed more determined to get us to somewhere, I was feeling the awkward silence falling upon the car when she said "I was remembering when I caught you with my friend sona, you was very Nautilus wasn't you?" I blinked a bit and said "Umm my mind is drawing a LeBlanc at the moment when was this?" with that she slapped me in the face and shouted "DON'T YOU PLAY DUMB WITH ME, IT'S A DANGEROUS Pantheon", I rubbed my cheek and said calmly "I apologise".

We finally reached a hillside, to the left was a small Riven and somebody had managed to create a makeshift Gangplank going over the edge, I looked at it and then at my ex and nervously "you aren't going to make me walk the plank are you?", she nodded as she take out a gun, "Holy S Lissie" as I started to back towards the side, my tummy starting to Fizz with nervousness and I started wondering if this was it, the end of my life as we know.

I started to beg for my life "Lissandra Kennen ever forgive me for my wrong? I know I was stupid Kayle? We don't need to go this far, this is just Nasus", She stopped for a moment and lowered her gun and started to cry falling to her knees sobbing "I can't do it, I still love you" I said sat beside her and said "You was a lovely girl Lissandra and any other guy would be lucky to have you, I was lucky to have you but some Twisted Fate pulled us apart and I am sorry for that".

(To Be Continued]]

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"The Wolf eyes the Prey, The Cow eats the hay, One of them is a killer, The other his buffet"
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I don't... get it...
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I don't... get it...


I can write it up in normal English if you like so you can see what I was aiming for
"The Wolf eyes the Prey, The Cow eats the hay, One of them is a killer, The other his buffet"
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PUN OVERLOAD THE STORY :DD
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I can write it up in normal English if you like so you can see what I was aiming for

No but like... what is a "dangerous pantheon" etc...
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yeah pls write it in "normal" english, i cant understand sh*t o.O
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am i like the only person who got it?
If I have helped in anyway at all a +rep will be appreciated lots
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Telling a corki? 0.o ????
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I've gotten quite tired of lol puns ever since reddit started spamming them.


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These like arent even puns its just like adding champion names in sentences for no reason that dont make sense lol
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