"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Video demonstrating the controller prototype in action.
"I walked up to her big butt and asked her *** butt what." - Lil Wayne, lyrical genius
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
Yeah, FPS games seems to be its weakness. It's still probably at least on-par or better than a current controller, but it doesn't have a chance against a mouse.
What I'd really like to see now is platformers like Super Meat Boy and Electronic Super Joy.
What I'd really like to see now is platformers like Super Meat Boy and Electronic Super Joy.
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
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That aside finally a controller that my godlike (more than 4 direction input) movements.
I hope it preforms well and is PC compatible ofc.
I might get one if so.
You mean Windows, right?
SteamOS can be installed on PCs.
And yes, it's very likely to work with Windows.