*cringe* *cringe*
*twitch* *twitch*
*twitch* *twitch*
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
XeresAce wrote:
LAUGHING
I wonder if breastfeeding feels like taking a wiss
Doesn't.
Apparently it hurts. (babies like to bite down on the nipples it seems)
It doesn't hurt when I wiss, so no I don't think it feels the same.
I always wondered how far one can shoot breastmilk.
Never got anyone to try it.
Seems the moment they become parents all the fun just seems to drain out of them.
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