"I walked up to her big butt and asked her *** butt what." - Lil Wayne, lyrical genius
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
You don't ever leave this topic, do you?
A coworker gave me this monitor. When I say "new", I mean it's new to me not that I bought it new.
A coworker gave me this monitor. When I say "new", I mean it's new to me not that I bought it new.
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
You don't ever leave this topic, do you?
A coworker gave me this monitor. When I say "new", I mean it's new to me not that I bought it new.
You don't either, do you? :P
Free swag OP, nerf plox.
"He cooked cake." - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
"Oh forget it, I have nothing to hid, I admit it, 12 hours of every single day of my life ever since I was eleven years old have been anal sex with canoes" - MrCuddowls
Oh, you meant into other parts of the forum.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Just found this on reddit:
You may write it down as GG
With your bitter, flaming cries,
Just because I gave blood, the first,
But still, like dust, I'll Ryze.
Does my glacial shroud upset you?
Is the map beset with shroom?
'Cause you talk like top tower fell
Hurry and gank me soon.
His runes are like machine guns,
It's certain to cause my cries,
He has the early game, I died,
But still, I'll Ryze.
Did you want to see me poken?
Not fed, and blinded eyes?
I cannot stack 750 teardrops.
Warded, is my tri.
Does my 0/4 offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like golems are mine
Farmin' in my own back yard.
You may flame me with your words,
You may rage at me and despise,
You may report me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll Ryze.
Does my deadliness upset you?
Does it come as a surpise
That I dance and the Rift brightens
It's late game and I'm Ryze!
Out of the cuts of this team's blame
I Ryze
Up from a lane that's rooted in pain
I Ryze
I'm up for promotion, and now solidified,
Felling and quelling those in my stride,
Leaving behind fights of terror and fear
I Ryze
Into a late game that's wondrously near
I Ryze
Turning the Rift into a grave,
I carried the team, and teemo is my slave.
I Ryze
I Ryze
I Ryze
You may write it down as GG
With your bitter, flaming cries,
Just because I gave blood, the first,
But still, like dust, I'll Ryze.
Does my glacial shroud upset you?
Is the map beset with shroom?
'Cause you talk like top tower fell
Hurry and gank me soon.
His runes are like machine guns,
It's certain to cause my cries,
He has the early game, I died,
But still, I'll Ryze.
Did you want to see me poken?
Not fed, and blinded eyes?
I cannot stack 750 teardrops.
Warded, is my tri.
Does my 0/4 offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like golems are mine
Farmin' in my own back yard.
You may flame me with your words,
You may rage at me and despise,
You may report me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll Ryze.
Does my deadliness upset you?
Does it come as a surpise
That I dance and the Rift brightens
It's late game and I'm Ryze!
Out of the cuts of this team's blame
I Ryze
Up from a lane that's rooted in pain
I Ryze
I'm up for promotion, and now solidified,
Felling and quelling those in my stride,
Leaving behind fights of terror and fear
I Ryze
Into a late game that's wondrously near
I Ryze
Turning the Rift into a grave,
I carried the team, and teemo is my slave.
I Ryze
I Ryze
I Ryze
I AM NOT AFFECTED BY ELOHELL. NOOBS AND TROLLS NEVER RUIN MY RANKED GAMES.
I DON'T GET STUCK AND I NEVER GET ONLY 2LP FOR A WIN.
I AM UNRANKED.
also check out my Ryze guide
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The purple wedding w*** almost as good as the red wedding.