Hmmm, Pants = Dragons
He is being promoted because of dragonslayer Pantheon.
Dragonslayer Pantheon kills dragons thus Pantheon kills pants.
MOWEN IS PROMOTING HIM.
MOWEN WANTS TO ELIMINATE ALL PANTS! I KNEW IT
He is being promoted because of dragonslayer Pantheon.
Dragonslayer Pantheon kills dragons thus Pantheon kills pants.
MOWEN IS PROMOTING HIM.
MOWEN WANTS TO ELIMINATE ALL PANTS! I KNEW IT


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