*****>mouth>tits>***
fav position: all of the above at the same time
edit: wait, that makes 0 sense
That(it is german but I don't care)
fav position: all of the above at the same time
edit: wait, that makes 0 sense
That(it is german but I don't care)
mastrer1000 wrote:
*****>mouth>tits>***
fav position: all of the above at the same time
edit: wait, that makes 0 sense
That(it is german but I don't care)
Bah, JuliensBlog
I need a question, ehm, what about: Do you have a girlfriend/ boyfriend?
Thanks to Emikadon for this sig!
Why did you make this AMA?
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
mastrer1000 wrote:
because i was bored.
Why where you bored?
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
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