*****>mouth>tits>***
fav position: all of the above at the same time
edit: wait, that makes 0 sense
That(it is german but I don't care)
fav position: all of the above at the same time
edit: wait, that makes 0 sense
That(it is german but I don't care)

mastrer1000 wrote:
*****>mouth>tits>***
fav position: all of the above at the same time
edit: wait, that makes 0 sense
That(it is german but I don't care)
Bah, JuliensBlog
I need a question, ehm, what about: Do you have a girlfriend/ boyfriend?

Thanks to Emikadon for this sig!
Searz wrote:
Why did you make this AMA?
because i was bored.
I AM NOT AFFECTED BY ELOHELL. NOOBS AND TROLLS NEVER RUIN MY RANKED GAMES.
I DON'T GET STUCK AND I NEVER GET ONLY 2LP FOR A WIN.
I AM UNRANKED.
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mastrer1000 wrote:
because i was bored.
Why where you bored?
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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