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Creator: jhoijhoi June 6, 2011 7:25am
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So I'd like to share a bit about my day cause oh boy was it eventful. Today, while I was working on the back end of a car, an unmanned Jeep somehow managed to roll out of the building and down the lot by itself. I could just barely hear my coworkers yell at me to move before I turned to look and I was pinned. I was being smashed between two 4000 pound cars.

All I remember for the next few seconds was screaming in agony until one of the cars was moved and I was freed. This was the single most terrifying event in my life to date.

Don't worry I'm fine. Minor sprain, no biggie. hurt like hell though.
My coworker also got her legs ran over trying to stop the run away car, she's fine too, but man, 2 people down by 1 car. One car that didn't even have a driver.

Just goes to show that crazy **** happens in the most mundane of places and you'd better be ready for it.

Oh, and shout out to the lovely woman who owned the damn Jeep that pinned me. I'm very sorry about your vehicle, but **** you. Screaming about your car being totaled and yelling at my boss about it as me and my coworker are writhing on the ground in pain. **** you. The woman that owned the car I was pinned to, however, helped me get to safety and brought me water, and generally was making sure I was ok. A good person and a complete stain on the fabric of humanity in one story.


Well that's one hell of a story there! I'm glad youre okay though.
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DillButt64 wrote:

apparently anivia can use hourglass when shes an egg

wtf LOL, never seen that happen before
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wtf LOL, never seen that happen before


it happened in an aram and when she did it their whole team jumped on us while we were all "wtf how do you even"
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DillButt64 wrote:



it happened in an aram and when she did it their whole team jumped on us while we were all "wtf how do you even"

Perhaps it's "suddenly" possible since they added the ability to use items in Vlad's pool. Oh you, rito...
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So this appeared in my sub box this morning on youtube:
Listened to it several times. probably will be in my head for a while.

Signature is from Ninja_Trigger's champion mastery thread!
New and slightly improved version is still up to date >HERE!<
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2/3 games on my main have at least one troll... such as our last pick taking a second jungler and double jungling for 6 minutes then going top and creating a 12/0 Tryndamere, a Tristana support that flames me for dying to a 5/0 Yasuo that just walks up top and kills me, etc
Thanks to FatelBlade, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, TheNamelessBard, GrandmasterD, aviseras and koksei for the awesome signatures
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Nervarien failed in his challenge.
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that feel when your brother invites his gf over...who dislikes you.

and then invites a friend of hers over, who also dislikes you.

and the reason they dislike you is because of the way you acted in HS, which was 4 years ago.
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now you need too get a cat and drink wine alone on the couch and whenever they come near you shout something like: "DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE PROBLEMS?!!?" or "IF I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU I'D GROW A **** ON MY FOREHEAD" or "YOU ARE THE BIGGEST **** I'VE SEEN AND I'VE SEEN SOME PRETTY DARN BIG ROOSTERS"

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