What Kind Of Birthday Do You Wish Nameless?
GrandmasterD wrote:
Anyway today you've reached the grand age of 22 which means, obviously, that it's time to start thinking about marriage, kids[...]
Anywho, enjoy your presents, booze, drugs, revelations, and evil dreams about pregnancy. Cheers!
Anywho, enjoy your presents, booze, drugs, revelations, and evil dreams about pregnancy. Cheers!
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"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
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Alright you've done it! You've managed to survive another year in that Godforsaken place, I mean holding out in the U S of A in this economy! That's worth a party. The kind of party that makes you wake up surrounded by bottles, in the bathroom of a gas station, chained to the sink, without pants, wearing a clown's mask. No I don't have any experience with that, why do you ask?
Anyway today you've reached the grand age of 22 which means, obviously, that it's time to start thinking about marriage, kids, and a bunch of other mundane and boring stuff. Nah just kidding, responsibility is so far away it's like streets ahead of you (anyone get that joke?).
Now I'm no birthday enthusiast, and I don't really see the point, other than to get drunk, stoned, and receive presents for absolutely no reason. Oh wait, the former two aren't for you, as you're supposed to clean up the mess. Ha! Ha!. And no that wasn't a sexist joke, just because the host of the party always cleans up you see? No really, why does everyone always assume that I'm being sexist?! Jeez.
Anywho, enjoy your presents, booze, drugs, revelations, and evil dreams about pregnancy. Cheers!