You know, I'm pretty bad with children. I don't even know if I really like children. Sure, they're adorable, nothing warms the heart more than when a random stranger's baby has his gaze fixated on you. But whenever I play with someone's young child, they just seem to start crying around me and I have no clue what I did and I start panicking and think about all the thoughts that the parent will have about how wretched I am for making children cry. I'm just bad with children.

My brother in law, however, is the exact opposite. I don't know how he does it. Children just seem to love him, and... Read More

Admittedly, sometimes I just feel like writing.

DISCLAIMER WARNING: This is really ****ing long.

If you're a homegrown, proud, patriotic American like I'm not, then you've probably heard of the Baltimore riots that recently occurred. Alternatively, you could be me, and be a man who enjoys "trolling teh forumz" for unhealthy amounts of time each day.

I personally enjoy browsing Reddit. And if you've been on Reddit, then you know they love their cultural differences and completely unbiased, individual opinions right? Right?

Lol no.

Admittedly, Reddit was a bit of a... Read More

(Copypasta from the smotefore masterrace)

'Tis the season to be jolly. Fa la la la laaa la la laa laaaa.

With the rustle of Christmas trees on display in every home hardware store, and the tingle of change inside everyone's wallets. Oh yes, the joyful sounds of Christmas have graced us. Christmas is a time of joy and celebration for the birth of Jesus Christ! Ah yes, his holiness has made his presence upon this earth, and what better way to commemorate this than an annual celebration!

All the things in Christams are a direct tribute to this very moment. I mean, we have presents to... Read More