Fear the cow. Do not downvote until you have tried it. Best experience in this game is getting fed with this build.

Hi my name is Arrowheadred. I am a ****in pro with nocturne. Just kidding *****es. But for real this was my first main champ and I love him with all my heart <3. Now i dont play this in ranked or when I am really trying to win. Obviously Nocturne is only viable in the jungle but who gives a ****. This is not necessarily a troll build but it is hella fun. This is an assasin build focusing on avoiding the focus of tanks and cc while getting to the carries and kiting the rest of the team. AVOID THE COW.

PROS
YEA YOU NOC YOU DA BEST
Stronc as ****
Watch your health go up in 25 percent chunks when you attack
Get pentas(unless against cow)
1 v 1 baron like a boss
Make **** come from enemies anal areas when you make da darkness come
I didnt know wraiths gave me full health buff?!
So fast you might be the first black champion in LoL

CONS
EVERYONE HATE YOU
EVERYONE JELLY OF YOU AND YOUR SKILLZ
Easily killed you if you get caught and dont kite right

I like these runes a lot that I have listed for this build. You got your magic resist for a little late game defense against burst champs. You also have your armor seals for your early game defense against most lane enemies. I suggest going top with this build or even bot if you really want to. Just make sure not to get to close to the cow. The quints are a bit different the lifesteal gives you great sustain early on without having to need pots. I also suggest armor pen quints or crit damage quints because late game you will have 85 percent crit chance.

Im a ****in master with nocturne so follow my masteries.

You can just follow this build and you will **** everyones titties except the cows. If facing a tough lane get cloth 5 pots or boots 3 potions although then you wouldnt be a milking machine.

ima q then ima e then ima spell shield till all them *****es die

I prefer these spells cause you will be unbeatable in a 1 v 1 vs anyone. If you are a ***** and arent confident take flash like a ***** and switch out ignite. If you are just that good early game get rid of ignite and take cleanse cause you are a pro.

Learn to last hit nigga.

FIRST THING FIRST! You are the team. Your team is a group of cannon fodder for you to hide behind and get pentas. REMEMBER THAT. KS EVERYTHING. I am not joking about this. It is imperative you get fed cause little assist masters never get credit and dont get pentas. During teamfights let people go in first and then ult in on the carry and rape him PLS. Then you must attack squishy people. REMEMBER IF LOW DO NOT RUN. YOU MUST LIFESTEAL TO VICTORY. Unless its the cow then you die.

You are nocturne what other skills do you need?!

DO NOT PLAY THIS IN RANKED unless you are oddone.

You are nocturne... may ****in darkness be with you. Fear the cow.