Hello Summoners Here I just have a quick Trollolol build that makes blitz "invincible" and a pain for the Red Team. WARNING: DO NOT USE IN A REAL GAME, but bots are easy so knock your self out, with this build it won't kill you. Also Listen to this :3
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Pr0s!

~ Un-killable
~ Supprisingly O.K Damage
~ Invincible
~ Tanky
~ Did I mettoin that you have to die 4 times before you acculty die?

C0ns?!?

~ You like a robot sponge bob...
~ Gold Hungry
~ People ask you for krabby patties all the time!
~ No one likes you

~ Mabye if you sell krabby patties for 100 gold you can get these itmes faster!

HEAL

"HEAL NO0BZ!" and that, but still you ain't the one dieing...

CLEANSE

Ok this is the only thing that takes skill, so be care full! But it is usefull if Red Team focus you like a boss and use... CC! But now there is no worries, so go turret dive like a boss!

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D0ES N0T COMPUT3!

Grab them. Punch them up. Take drugs of super speed. Make them shake your Zapper hand. Win.

You want Masteries to reduce damage, and to buff health/mana. I have 1 point in Good Hands in case you die (feed3r!) you can quickly get back to doing nothing!

These are to give you extra lives.

Gardain Angel is a Zelain utli in an item.
That Hextech thingy is a extra life against mage brusters (or a no0b blitz that goes AP, you'll show him his mistakes).
Banshe Vail for when Cleanse is on cooldown, 'cus CC is gonna cut you down.
Thornmail is a good counter for those AD carries, hit them with there own AD powers!

Afk will finish this later.