Listen up all you smelly snails. This is my application letter for Team Coast cause to be the best I need to be with the best. So y'all better follow this build to show Coast just how good I am so I can join the best team ever.

So start with that sweet sweet Hunter's Machete for the nice health regen on that Gromp. Then you silly little worm ****s go back and get that Magus for the extra AP cause you'll be ripping their anus a new one. Then cause once you build that Magus you immediately get 4 Pentas and become 20-0 cause you're a boss *** *****. So once your done winning games go spread the word so then Wiz Khalifa can finally get nipple clamps and cure herpes. Because Morgan Freeman has been secretly diagnosed with Herpes so he was going to die but then you saved him for letting Wiz create the cure so then Morgan Freeman comes to your house and talk you through masturbation for 5 hours.

And that is how you win games...