MOBAFire's One and Only "Quote of the...

[quote=GrandmasterD][center][img=http://i.imgur.com/vpjWGey.png][/center] Hey there members of [color=#ff8000]MOBA[/color][color=#ffff00]Fire[/color]. Have you ever seen a post by a member that was so good that you wish you kept that quote forever? Are you currently displaying one of those favourite hilarious, foolish, witty, charming, illustrious or maybe silly quotes? However, it isn't noticed properly or it simply looks bland? Look no further my fellow member! Here you can aquire the one and only, [color=#ff8000]MOBA[/color][color=#ffff00]Fire[/color] [i]Quote-of-the-Day[/i] signature! Here is a great example: [indent][img=http://i.imgur.com/6Y1FzvS.png][/indent] Now but how much would these signatures cost? No not [b]$500[/b], [b]$100[/b] or even [b]$75[/b]. They are now available for just [b]$0[/b]!!! YES! We are giving them away for free people! For Free! [size=1][i](excluding potential additional costs)[/i][/size] [h2]How to Order[/h2]Ordering is craaaazy simple people! Just post below filling in a small yet effective form. Here's an example of how that'd would look like: [indent][b]Quote:[/b] [i]Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.[/i] [b]By:[/b] William Shakespeare[/indent] [h2]Rules[/h2]Mowen wanted me to make sure everyone knew that quoting someone out of context with the intention to make them look bad is against site rules. Apparently people have these "feelings," and Mowen hates ruining my fun. Please only one order at the time and keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. GrandmistressD cannot be held accountible or responsible for any injury, psychological or physical, these signatures may cause. [center][url=][img=http://i.imgur.com/ZozqYBt.png width=200][/url][/center] [size=1][i]May cause fever, joint pain, hair loss, liver failure, slow heartbeat, Lupus-Like Syndrome, rash, vasculitis, diabetes, pain, throwing up, erectile disfunction, diarrhea, Stevens-Johnsons Syndrome, breast tenderness, decreased blood platelets, seizures, blurred vision, insomnia, problem with periods, life threatening allergic reaction, bronchospasm, stomach ulcer, Serotonin Syndrome, problem with ejaculation and suicidal thoughts.[/i][/size][/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]I can has two? Quote: Mobafire drinking game rule 1: Take a shot every time nicknamemy goes into a random thread and makes it about Yi or Singed. By: Luther3000 Quote: can you send me a picture, 'manda? I'd really like to hang it up by my bed so's to wake up feeling like a creeper every morning! xD By: Vort Also I love that Shakespeare quote, can I use that one too? xD[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu]Quote: “What hempen homespuns have we swaggering here?” By: Shakespeare I am okay with the problems with my period.[/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] I can has two? Quote: Mobafire drinking game rule 1: Take a shot every time nicknamemy goes into a random thread and makes it about Yi or Singed. By: Luther3000 Quote: can you send me a picture, 'manda? I'd really like to hang it up by my bed so's to wake up feeling like a creeper every morning! xD By: Vort Also I love that Shakespeare quote, can I use that one too? xD [/quote] There you go madam, enjoy! Also, feel free to use the example. [center][img=http://i.imgur.com/VtpXNWR.png][img=http://i.imgur.com/y6dFJgy.png][/center][/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=Janitsu] Quote: “What hempen homespuns have we swaggering here?” By: Shakespeare I am okay with the problems with my period. [/quote] Enjoy and take care! [center][img=http://i.imgur.com/bJpLrup.png][/center][/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard][img=http://i.imgur.com/BnJ7PiS.png] dis one has a typo :([/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] [img=http://i.imgur.com/BnJ7PiS.png] dis one has a typo :( [/quote] Already fixed! Noticed it myself, happens.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]yay :D[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu]Thanks Mistress :3333[/quote]

[quote=Bioalchemist]Ooooo me likey! I have two though...the first is easy Quote: Why don't we just take all the homeless people, clean them up, throw them into a grinder and serve them as hamburger meat to all the starving people around the world? By: Toshabi the second I can't paraphrase/cut because the whole thing is fantastic...but it is too much to fit anywhere...so I will let you decide what to cut out of it...or shit they could be 3 different quotes Quote: by birthing people with genetic disease we are weakening are gene pool. Which according to nature is a really really fucking bad idea. I say abort the genetic diseases, ya people might be sad for a while but in the long run less people will be sad because less people will have the god damn disease. AND the human gene pool will be stronger, in turn making us a stronger species. Who the fuck is content with making humanity itself weak because they want their retarded child to born. (im not using this insultingly, retardation is a disease) Im sorry but I care more about humanity as a species than your fucking HIV infested body or Retarded new born. By: MrCuddowls Thanks GMD you the best! EDIT: I will cite them also: [url=http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/forum/off-topic/ronald-davis-22428?page=2]here[/url] [url=http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/forum/off-topic/so-i-asked-people-why-their-god-doesnt-help-starving-children-in-africa-or-rape-victims-these-are-the-replies-i-got-21069?page=9]and here[/url][/quote]