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Well man, as you can see on my sig... LOL
I was thinking in creating a guide to it. Sometimes I try to use non-tank, but my tanks fail (not always)... But it piss me off, I keep thinking "**** MAN, If I was with my *tank champ name* I would do this, he's a ****ing noob, omg"... Its really hard. And is this right?: "Thou" and "thy". 2. Thou shall protect thy comrades at any cost. - and I think "teammates" is better than "comrades" :P
Here are some points that you dont specified on your guide:
-More color to get attetion
-Tankers really need his team to do well, so, you kinda need to know your team first, because some people just don't know to play well with a tank. I mean, specifie some situations:
Tower dives: The tank is ****ing blocking the turret, so, DONT GO BACK, if the tank is blocking that ****, take it as faster or damage it more as possible. The tanks dont block turrets just to die. Seriously. If the tanker tower dive, you can go free and attack the enemie, the tanker will be holding it, plz make it fast, dont try to dive when the tank ran away or is with one-shot to die...
Teamfights: If your tanker initiate, plz, go to the fight, dont go back because you need to farm, or get the jungle, or defend some ****ing lane. Towers can kill minions. An entire team can kill your tanker and he can't score a penta.
MOST IMPORTANT:
Dont waste his spells:
I'm a happy amumu, lalala, lets Bandage that ***** and ult, yaaay
*Bandage Toss* *****ing Ult* *Tantrum* *Despair* Yeah, come on team, RAPE THEM!!!
*Ults End* *Teammates come up* Seriously? ****, MY ULT STUNNED ALL OF THEM FOR 2 SECONDS, WHY YOU GUYS DIDNT GET AT LEAST ONE *****? (This makes me rage soooooo much)
I'm a happy Shen, trololololo lolo- OMG, my teammate is loosing that 1vs1. *Wooooooooooooooooo Ulted* *Teammate with 500 shield run away* Why the **** man? I ulted you, why you dont use my ult to kill him?????
More examples without history, lol:
Rammus - 3 seconds taunt wasted
Mordekaiser - Ult wasted (ult the carrier but no one focused him)
Maokai - Ulted somewhere, all allies ran out of the range
Alistar - Ult, blocking everyone/turret, teammates running
Or when they initiate [: Why would a Yi alpha strike them and die? Good job, you did 250 damage (if it's not an AP)
I was thinking in creating a guide to it. Sometimes I try to use non-tank, but my tanks fail (not always)... But it piss me off, I keep thinking "**** MAN, If I was with my *tank champ name* I would do this, he's a ****ing noob, omg"... Its really hard. And is this right?: "Thou" and "thy". 2. Thou shall protect thy comrades at any cost. - and I think "teammates" is better than "comrades" :P
Here are some points that you dont specified on your guide:
-More color to get attetion
-Tankers really need his team to do well, so, you kinda need to know your team first, because some people just don't know to play well with a tank. I mean, specifie some situations:
Tower dives: The tank is ****ing blocking the turret, so, DONT GO BACK, if the tank is blocking that ****, take it as faster or damage it more as possible. The tanks dont block turrets just to die. Seriously. If the tanker tower dive, you can go free and attack the enemie, the tanker will be holding it, plz make it fast, dont try to dive when the tank ran away or is with one-shot to die...
Teamfights: If your tanker initiate, plz, go to the fight, dont go back because you need to farm, or get the jungle, or defend some ****ing lane. Towers can kill minions. An entire team can kill your tanker and he can't score a penta.
MOST IMPORTANT:
Dont waste his spells:
I'm a happy amumu, lalala, lets Bandage that ***** and ult, yaaay
*Bandage Toss* *****ing Ult* *Tantrum* *Despair* Yeah, come on team, RAPE THEM!!!
*Ults End* *Teammates come up* Seriously? ****, MY ULT STUNNED ALL OF THEM FOR 2 SECONDS, WHY YOU GUYS DIDNT GET AT LEAST ONE *****? (This makes me rage soooooo much)
I'm a happy Shen, trololololo lolo- OMG, my teammate is loosing that 1vs1. *Wooooooooooooooooo Ulted* *Teammate with 500 shield run away* Why the **** man? I ulted you, why you dont use my ult to kill him?????
More examples without history, lol:
Rammus - 3 seconds taunt wasted
Mordekaiser - Ult wasted (ult the carrier but no one focused him)
Maokai - Ulted somewhere, all allies ran out of the range
Alistar - Ult, blocking everyone/turret, teammates running
Or when they initiate [: Why would a Yi alpha strike them and die? Good job, you did 250 damage (if it's not an AP)
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Max Carter wrote:
Well man, as you can see on my sig... LOL
I was thinking in creating a guide to it. Sometimes I try to use non-tank, but my tanks fail (not always)... But it piss me off, I keep thinking "**** MAN, If I was with my *tank champ name* I would do this, he's a ****ing noob, omg"... Its really hard. And is this right?: "Thou" and "thy". 2. Thou shall protect thy comrades at any cost. - and I think "teammates" is better than "comrades" :P
Here are some points that you dont specified on your guide:
-More color to get attetion
-Tankers really need his team to do well, so, you kinda need to know your team first, because some people just don't know to play well with a tank. I mean, specifie some situations:
Tower dives: The tank is ****ing blocking the turret, so, DONT GO BACK, if the tank is blocking that ****, take it as faster or damage it more as possible. The tanks dont block turrets just to die. Seriously. If the tanker tower dive, you can go free and attack the enemie, the tanker will be holding it, plz make it fast, dont try to dive when the tank ran away or is with one-shot to die...
Teamfights: If your tanker initiate, plz, go to the fight, dont go back because you need to farm, or get the jungle, or defend some ****ing lane. Towers can kill minions. An entire team can kill your tanker and he can't score a penta.
MOST IMPORTANT:
Dont waste his spells:
I'm a happy amumu, lalala, lets Bandage that ***** and ult, yaaay
*Bandage Toss* *****ing Ult* *Tantrum* *Despair* Yeah, come on team, RAPE THEM!!!
*Ults End* *Teammates come up* Seriously? ****, MY ULT STUNNED ALL OF THEM FOR 2 SECONDS, WHY YOU GUYS DIDNT GET AT LEAST ONE *****? (This makes me rage soooooo much)
I'm a happy Shen, trololololo lolo- OMG, my teammate is loosing that 1vs1. *Wooooooooooooooooo Ulted* *Teammate with 500 shield run away* Why the **** man? I ulted you, why you dont use my ult to kill him?????
More examples without history, lol:
Rammus - 3 seconds taunt wasted
Mordekaiser - Ult wasted (ult the carrier but no one focused him)
Maokai - Ulted somewhere, all allies ran out of the range
Alistar - Ult, blocking everyone/turret, teammates running
Or when they initiate [: Why would a Yi alpha strike them and die? Good job, you did 250 damage (if it's not an AP)
Yeah well those three are the main tanks of this game. Everyone is often viewed as offtanks.
I suppose I could change the thou and thy, but it doesn't really matter. Also about the tank skills went into that when I went indepth with everyone. About the only thing I didn't mention is the tower diving.
In my eyes there is only justice
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Thank you Xiaowiriamujhoijhoi JEFFY40HANDS JakofSpaydes
How to tank guide (Revamped! 10/13)
Holy ****ing god, what a horrible Amumu build >.>
Why isn't that **** voted into the ground? --.--
Why isn't that **** voted into the ground? --.--
"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
Searz wrote:
Holy ****ing god, what a horrible Amumu build >.>
Why isn't that **** voted into the ground? --.--
IDK, I've tried it and it works. Though the builds aren't the point of this guide? Rather the information given.
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How to tank guide (Revamped! 10/13)
Items aren't bad, but the rest is ****. Amumu also has no place in competitive play outside of the jungle.
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
It is, but I'm pretty sure that that's an old quote. I think Amumu is stronger now after the buffs to him and the nerfs to Shen.
""Toshabi took thy **** and strucketh Hotshot in his face 'thou art no god'" Toshabi 3:16" - Toshabi
"And then, TheJohn said something so Brazilian that it made all the Brazilians in Brazil turn to look at him" - Toshabi
"abloobloo ur triggering me" - Toshabi
"And then, TheJohn said something so Brazilian that it made all the Brazilians in Brazil turn to look at him" - Toshabi
"abloobloo ur triggering me" - Toshabi
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If you want the main points you can scroll down to the commandments, and give a brief look at that. Everything else is just introduction, or how to use skills as one of the three tanks.
The guide