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Creator: throatslasher September 10, 2012 9:43am
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(Edit NA ONLY)
Sup, throatslasher reporting, ready to fulfill all of your wildest elo fantasies.
Long story short, I am currently inbetween accounts to smurf, and have been for a while, so I'd like to smurf around on someone's account gratis (free). Do you want bronze? silver? even gold? I can get it for you, just in time for season 2 rewards. 700 elo? 1300 elo? no problem. All I ask is that you only apply here if you have a good pool of champs and a good pool of runes. Please, don't apply if you have 15 champions and only 1 runepage o.0
How this goes down:
1. You give me your account info.
2. I look your account over. Then I'll talk to you if I think you're missing important runes or champions.
3. I don't touch your IP or RP
4. I dont' talk to anyone on your friends list
5. I spam ranked games. I have about a 95% win rate sub 1250 elo, 90% win rate 1250-1400, and 80% w/r 1400-1520.
6. You sit back and watch the elo and IP roll in.

If you would like to play while I smurf you, I can lend you a level 30 account with good runes and champs to play on. It's 1300 elo, you can even play ranked on it if you want to practice. If you would like references, add and ask the following people about my smurfing services (if i'm legit and whatnot):
lasty
tgifrat
nastynerd
tellyourmomhello
curryisboss
malicesin
thineenemy
There are others, can't think of them all off the top of my head. Anyways, cheers.
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I'm guessing it is NA only?
You might want to include what servers you are going to play on.

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<.< why doesnt this sound right?


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I might be willing to if riot had recovery options. :p
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I might be willing to if riot had recovery options. :p

Don't be daft. I had my account hacked 8 months ago and all my runes deleted. I emailed riot, and in 2 days, i had a new password, and all of my runes were restored. luckily, he didn't play any ranked games...

I dont' want your guys' accounts. I have 4 level 30's with full runes and large champ pools. I just want some low elo fun for a couple days.
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in all honesty you shouldn't do this.
If you are looking to smurf just get a "whole" account but don't give an account with gold elo to some1 that should be 900 and claims to be gold.

I agreed on almost everything you did on this forum so far but this is BS - carrying elo is for oneself and not for anybody else :P

well just my 2cents errybody that applies is pathetic.

(or atleast only do it up to 1200 - so they get a "restart"


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koksei wrote:

in all honesty you shouldn't do this.
If you are looking to smurf just get a "whole" account but don't give an account with gold elo to some1 that should be 900 and claims to be gold.

I agreed on almost everything you did on this forum so far but this is BS - carrying elo is for oneself and not for anybody else :P

well just my 2cents errybody that applies is pathetic.

(or atleast only do it up to 1200 - so they get a "restart"

I honestly don't think anyone I smurf runs around and brags about their silver elo. I don't smurf to gold very often, anyways. Honestly, you should be getting mad at the people that want to be smurfed, not me. I just want to have fun and sandbag some low elo games. If they have ego issues and want to do it to brag, or for whatever reason, take it up with them. It's kind of like gay marriage. It doesn't effect me at all, so why should I care? If they want to marry, they should have the right to marry. It's not like giving them more rights will somehow come by taking away my rights. Kind of like elo. Me getting them elo doesn't take elo away from you. I just take it away from the people unfortunate enough to be on the enemy team when I smurf


SPEAK OF WHICH, I'M NOW LOOKING FOR MORE SMURFS!!! I GO ON VACATION THIS WEEKEND, BUT STARTING MONDAY, I'M LOOKING FOR SMURFS! PEOPLE 0-1200, DROP ME A LINE!
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Smurfing for money, best type of smurfing, only type of smurfing... I guess for fun works too.

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you should take out the 1400-1520 section if you need to be paid for that , It may mislead some people and create false excitement ^_^
yolo, teemo to strong in low elo
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I recently got busy smurfing my personal friends to gold. My services are free if you're around 1200+/- elo.
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