Wish granted. However, he's underwhelming, underpowered and impossible to play correctly due to bugs.
I wish we hadn't done this game already. (Seriously. I think the last one got closed because it's just a post count raiser)
I wish we hadn't done this game already. (Seriously. I think the last one got closed because it's just a post count raiser)
Sig courtesy of GrandmasterD. Go get your own sig from them. :D
Werepirelord wrote:
He costs less IP, here have a Kog for only 6349Ip.
I wish that there was an atheist class in school.
You fail.
"Moral justification is a powerful disengagement mechanism. Destructive conduct is made personally and socially acceptable by portraying it in the service of moral ends." - Albert Bandura
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
@tehAsian
Wish granted, but it was all a joke.
Wish granted, but it was all a joke.

Thanks to Koksei, The_Nameless_Bard,JhoiJhoi, LaCorpse, JEFFY40HANDS and myself for the signatures! I am also a certified gangster.
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Gameplay:
The first post user which is me will state a wish - The second poster will say " Wish granted but...." and thats where you will corrupt the wish and so on. He/she then will wish for something after he corrupted the other.
Examples
+ I wish i had a cold beer.
- Wish granted but it's frozen and you can't drink it.
+ I wish for a new skateboard
- Wish Granted, but on your way to the skate park you are hit by a bus.
So, i'll start:
I wish varus was out already.