"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Yeah, but she's no Sheva. At least you can make her go hide in a dumpster while you take care of things.
"You can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." - Mike Rogers, U.S. Representative for Michigan's 8th congressional district, 2013
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/254700/
It seems like it's done properly this time and not like the unholy mess they released last time.
Does anybody here have it? Can you verify how well it works? How does it control with an Xbox 360 controller? Does it control well with a mouse and keyboard? Does it feel like the mouse is just emulating an analogue stick? (like Dark Souls and the first RE4 PC release did)
Also, the trailer is awful, lol.