"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I really like mount and blade. Get the dlcs as well, the normal game gets repetitive. The game has also a great modding scene.
I AM NOT AFFECTED BY ELOHELL. NOOBS AND TROLLS NEVER RUIN MY RANKED GAMES.
I DON'T GET STUCK AND I NEVER GET ONLY 2LP FOR A WIN.
I AM UNRANKED.
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All around good games. I've played almost half the games listed.
But I would like to remark on a few games.
I love a good platformer, but I genuinely do not believe that Dustforce is one. Play Psychonauts(also on sale) instead, or Electronic Super Joy and Super Meat Boy if you want 2D platformers.
Chronicles of Rid**** is pretty okay, I guess, but it really doesn't deserve all the praise it gets. It has a functional but basic melee combat system and a functional but bland set of weapons. The only thing I'd praise is some of the ideas involved. The story is great, for example. But ultimately, the games are merely decent.