"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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Searz wrote:
I went blind once, but it wasn't any fun, so I stopped.
On another note: I don't think flat screens emit any radiation (while CRT(thick screens) do), so I don't think that would be the cause.
Or perhaps you just ate some oranages?
Thanks to JEFFY40HANDS for the awesome sig:D
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I went blind once, but it wasn't any fun, so I stopped.
I was gonna make an "arrow in the knee"-joke, but then I took an arrow in the knee/remembered how awful that joke is.