"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Searz wrote:
I went blind once, but it wasn't any fun, so I stopped.
On another note: I don't think flat screens emit any radiation (while CRT(thick screens) do), so I don't think that would be the cause.
Or perhaps you just ate some oranages?
Thanks to JEFFY40HANDS for the awesome sig:D
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I went blind once, but it wasn't any fun, so I stopped.
I was gonna make an "arrow in the knee"-joke, but then I took an arrow in the knee/remembered how awful that joke is.