General Off-topic Thread

[quote=Nighthawk]^ REAL. @Nameless I don't like XBOX much because a) it's microsoft and b) well...ps3 is imo better, and xbox seems full of kids who are little shits :P[/quote]

[quote=The Sad Gamer]Removing Ribs to suck a dick -> the fuck?[/quote]

[quote=Xiron][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] [quote=Wayne3100] Please don't do this. [/quote] IT'S OK! I have a Wii anyways. [/quote] Wii xD My deepest sympathy :P[/quote]

[quote=AncientNecro]New PC TODAY!!!! It's tracking number places it about an hour away from my house atm. I CANT FUCKING WWAAAIIITTTTTTTTTTT going from: XP pro 2002 SP3 AMD athlon 64 3700+ 2.20 GHZ, 2.43 GB of RAM to my new PC which is: AMD FX-Series FX-4100(3.6GHz) 8GB DDR3 500GB HDD Capacity AMD Radeon HD 6670 1GB Windows 7 Home Premium 64-Bit WATCH OUT GUYS, ILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO LAST HIT![/quote]

[quote=AncientNecro][quote=The Sad Gamer] Removing Ribs to suck a dick -> the fuck? [/quote] You wouldn't remove 2 ribs to receive a lifetime's worth of blowjobs?[/quote]

[quote=Xiron]^No. Cause sucking your own weewee is kinda weird...[/quote]

[quote=AncientNecro]Explain. No weirder than masturbation in imho I mean, getting ribs taken out is a little extreme when I can just find a woman, but if I were able to go down on myself, people would not see or hear from me half as often as they do now, lol. I mean, why can't we all just be honest here... if you could suck your own peter, you would. Rather you would admit to it or not, during the dark of the night when no one is around and you're feeling lonely - you know, that kind of time when you always try the weird shit your mind thinks up.... yep, the slurping will begin.[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]NO. That's gross. Emphatic no. Oh my god, how could this even come up, that's disgusting. Pun intended.[/quote]

[quote=Xiron]Mhmmm... I dont know if I would. No mastrubation deep thoughts under this line. Thanks. _____________________________________________________________________________________[/quote]

[quote=AncientNecro]I stand my ground in saying that nigh every male on the planet would. Admittedly or not. Could = would in this situation, I'm afraid. Tis the nature of the beast to bring pleasure to oneself.[/quote]