Toshabi wrote:
Oh this is my halloween costume

Wow, how'd you do that?
How does makeup turn a black man into an asian woman?
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Halloween is not really celebrated widely in Australia, so I didn't go as anything.
Highlight of the night was a kid that had a cloth over his head dressed as a ghost. But instead of the cloth being round, it was pointy.
I think you all know where this is going...
Needless to say the mother was not impressed with me trying to suppress my laughter.
Highlight of the night was a kid that had a cloth over his head dressed as a ghost. But instead of the cloth being round, it was pointy.
I think you all know where this is going...
Needless to say the mother was not impressed with me trying to suppress my laughter.
caucheka wrote:
you should of played starcraft brood war instead. woulda turned you asian much faster.
I wanted to be a pretty asian girl, not a panda.
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