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Happy turkey-day.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
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"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Luther3000 wrote:
Thanks, in England we call it Thursday.
Man I used to watch a lot of this when I was a kid.
You mean you guys don't celebrate Jackie Chan in England? That sucks!
At my house, we had a turkey shaped like Jackie's head, biscuits shaped like snake talismans, 'Knock out gas' in liquid form punch, Shen-Do shaped pie, and much much more! We'll never forget the risks that Jackie took when he added a mark on his clean slate by stealing the snake talisman. Jackie cared about the world that much and we should give thanks to his sacrifices.
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Episode 4 of Jackie Chan Adventures.