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Lugignaf wrote:
Hammerwatch just got a free update, and it's a pretty decent game. The other two low price games are not great though.
However, all the "over average" games are pretty good. I recommend them.
However, all the "over average" games are pretty good. I recommend them.
What?.. Gunpoint has received a lot of praise and Steamworld Dig looks pretty great (checked out the trailer). Have you even played the games?
I've actually completed both of them, yea.
From a gameplay standpoint, Gunpoint is nice, but it doesn't offer a lot of play per dollar.
Steamworld Dig, also very short, and the story leaves a lot to be desired. It's a "Metroidvania" with only one boss, which is very simple and quick to defeat.
Just my $0.2
From a gameplay standpoint, Gunpoint is nice, but it doesn't offer a lot of play per dollar.
Steamworld Dig, also very short, and the story leaves a lot to be desired. It's a "Metroidvania" with only one boss, which is very simple and quick to defeat.
Just my $0.2
Lugignaf wrote:
From a gameplay standpoint, Gunpoint is nice, but it doesn't offer a lot of play per dollar.
Steamworld Dig, also very short, and the story leaves a lot to be desired. It's a "Metroidvania" with only one boss, which is very simple and quick to defeat.
Steamworld Dig, also very short, and the story leaves a lot to be desired. It's a "Metroidvania" with only one boss, which is very simple and quick to defeat.
Oh, so you're one of those people that think games must be long to be worth buying/playing..
That's a seriously dumb attitude.
Enjoyment should be placed at the top of the priority list. All else is secondary. Many modern games are extremely bloated and filled with pointless **** just for the sake of prolonging the game. That **** is often extremely boring and tedious.
I'd much rather have a short enjoyable game than a long boring one.
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Searz wrote:
Oh, so you're one of those people that think games must be long to be worth buying/playing..
That's a seriously dumb attitude.
Enjoyment should be placed at the top of the priority list. All else is secondary. Many modern games are extremely bloated and filled with pointless **** just for the sake of prolonging the game. That **** is often extremely boring and tedious.
I'd much rather have a short enjoyable game than a long boring one.
While that might have been the point that I got across, it's not what I meant.
While I very much enjoyed Gunpoint, I probably would not have bought it at full price since it doesn't offer a good dollar to hour ratio. While there's plenty of reasons to replay (story, optional objectives, getting all A+ rank) I don't think it's worth the 10$ price point.
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Lugignaf wrote:
While that might have been the point that I got across, it's not what I meant.
While I very much enjoyed Gunpoint, I probably would not have bought it at full price since it doesn't offer a good dollar to hour ratio. While there's plenty of reasons to replay (story, optional objectives, getting all A+ rank) I don't think it's worth the 10$ price point.
While I very much enjoyed Gunpoint, I probably would not have bought it at full price since it doesn't offer a good dollar to hour ratio. While there's plenty of reasons to replay (story, optional objectives, getting all A+ rank) I don't think it's worth the 10$ price point.
Fair enough.
That's what you should have written in the first place.
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This is a pretty good one.
Bought it for Luftrausers myself, because I already had a few of the games.