"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Definitely worth checking out if you like turn-based strategy. These games are very similar to how the Heroes of Might and Magic games play(the HoMM games stole a lot of ideas from the King's Bounty games), the biggest difference being that King's Bounty doesn't have multiplayer. They're great singleplayer fun though, with quests, interesting dialogue and some fun choices you can make in the story.