Click to open network menu
Join or Log In
Mobafire logo

Join the leading League of Legends community. Create and share Champion Guides and Builds.

Create an MFN Account






Or

's Forum Avatar

MobaFire Tavern

Creator: jhoijhoi September 25, 2011 3:16am
567 posts - page 6 of 57
Kanohi
<Member>
Kanohi's Forum Avatar
Posts:
100
Joined:
Jun 3rd, 2011
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep September 26, 2011 10:43am | Report
Out of nowhere, Sniper Fuji enters and randomly throw several jars of natural lemonade at the crowd. "JARATE" he screams, and quickly proceeds to leave town laughing like a maniac.

edit-
name: Fuji
Age: unknown
Gender: Male
Agenda: Random acts of havoc.
omagma
<Member>
omagma's Forum Avatar
Show more awards
Posts:
1677
Joined:
Jul 27th, 2011
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep September 26, 2011 10:51am | Report
Omagma looks at the bold man that entered the room just a second ago. paying no attention to jars being thrown everywhere by some lunatic.

Omagma place himself on a chair near the man, "dry scotch? that is quite the drink, your name?" he says.
Thanks to me and Elleeeeeka (love that name) for my sigs.
If i made a helpful comment on your guide/build, then hit that +rep button. or don't, its not like i care.
ALL HAIL QUEEN CHRYSALIS!
DuffTime
<Member>
DuffTime's Forum Avatar
Show more awards
Posts:
12302
Joined:
Oct 31st, 2010
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep September 26, 2011 10:54am | Report
Duff turns and stares to the doorway, neatly ducking a jar of lemonade which whizzes past, which the bartender catches just barely, almost needing to dive to do so. Another jar collided roughly with one of the patron's backs, and the man got up and ran out of the room, chasing after the crazed man who had assaulted him with the beverage.

--

The tender appeared to be rather upset about the whole matter, mumbling this and that about the delivery of his lemonade.

--

Duff shook his head in disbelief. "Never thought I'd see the day when Lemonade could hit harder than liquor..." He mused, taking another swig of his scotch.
Learn the true S3 op, Tryndamere!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-season-3-hamdamere-296968
Best Aatrox in The world, with a Video Guide!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-336706
Like my official DuffTime Facebook page! http://www.facebook.com/DuffTime
Follow me on Twitter, @RealDuffTime
Come hang out when I'm streaming! http://www.twitch.tv/dufftime
DuffTime
<Member>
DuffTime's Forum Avatar
Show more awards
Posts:
12302
Joined:
Oct 31st, 2010
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep September 26, 2011 10:55am | Report
He nods simply to Omaga, sizing him up momentarily.

"I'm Vincent. Yourself, stranger?"

He cast a quick glance to stare apparently unabashedly at the girl who was knitting, checking to see what it was exactly she was working on.

Once he seemed satisfied, he glanced up to her momentarily again before reverting his gaze to the newcomer who was speaking to him.
Learn the true S3 op, Tryndamere!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-season-3-hamdamere-296968
Best Aatrox in The world, with a Video Guide!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-336706
Like my official DuffTime Facebook page! http://www.facebook.com/DuffTime
Follow me on Twitter, @RealDuffTime
Come hang out when I'm streaming! http://www.twitch.tv/dufftime
omagma
<Member>
omagma's Forum Avatar
Show more awards
Posts:
1677
Joined:
Jul 27th, 2011
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep September 26, 2011 11:00am | Report
"Martin" he replies. "you look like quite the man... dare to prove it" he says whit a deceive smile.
Thanks to me and Elleeeeeka (love that name) for my sigs.
If i made a helpful comment on your guide/build, then hit that +rep button. or don't, its not like i care.
ALL HAIL QUEEN CHRYSALIS!
DuffTime
<Member>
DuffTime's Forum Avatar
Show more awards
Posts:
12302
Joined:
Oct 31st, 2010
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep September 26, 2011 11:04am | Report
He lofts his brow oddly, straightening up a bit.

"I'm not here lookin' for trouble..." He said shortly, staring back at the newcomer.

There was a certain measure of tension in the air, and any trace of the smirk he once had on his face disappeared entirely. He gazed back at the man decidedly before glancing briefly to the bartender, and then back to the man.

"I'm just here to have a drink. I don't want no trouble."
Learn the true S3 op, Tryndamere!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-season-3-hamdamere-296968
Best Aatrox in The world, with a Video Guide!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-336706
Like my official DuffTime Facebook page! http://www.facebook.com/DuffTime
Follow me on Twitter, @RealDuffTime
Come hang out when I'm streaming! http://www.twitch.tv/dufftime
The_Nameless_Bard
<Ancient Member>
The_Nameless_Bard's Forum Avatar
Show more awards
Posts:
12983
Joined:
Jan 17th, 2011
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep September 26, 2011 11:15am | Report
OOC: You guys realize that "Natural Lemonade" is Urine, right?
DuffTime
<Member>
DuffTime's Forum Avatar
Show more awards
Posts:
12302
Joined:
Oct 31st, 2010
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep September 26, 2011 11:19am | Report
(OOC) This bartender serves his customers piss.

Distasteful.

Edit: I'm just going to consider that the natural was referring to organically grown lemons and that the lemonade was real lemonade in that case >:P
Learn the true S3 op, Tryndamere!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-season-3-hamdamere-296968
Best Aatrox in The world, with a Video Guide!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-336706
Like my official DuffTime Facebook page! http://www.facebook.com/DuffTime
Follow me on Twitter, @RealDuffTime
Come hang out when I'm streaming! http://www.twitch.tv/dufftime
Kanohi
<Member>
Kanohi's Forum Avatar
Posts:
100
Joined:
Jun 3rd, 2011
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep September 26, 2011 11:24am | Report
Several minutes after the lemonade incident, Fuji enters once again without much sound. Small, fragile looking and quiet, most of the current patrons and bartender did not suspect that he was the one behind the acts of yellow terror.

Fuji gazed around the room with a slight look of disappointment on his face before taking a seat by the bar table and making a order of smoked dry fish and a glass of virgin's beer (non alcoholic)

The man who was hit by lemonade also returned, panting and with a look of obvious frustration, muttering something about that rascal disappearing and something about the neighboring store being pasted with posters going "Shh!"
DuffTime
<Member>
DuffTime's Forum Avatar
Show more awards
Posts:
12302
Joined:
Oct 31st, 2010
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep September 26, 2011 11:36am | Report
DuffTime took the brief moment of people entering and exiting the bar to grab his drink and change seats abruptly, breaking the conversation with the man who had approached him. Leaving the bar, he made his way towards the back, seating himself near the girl who was knitting.

He smiled to her and muttered under his breath, "Quite the place for a lady to find herself. Since entering, I've almost been smash by a jar, and I can't say for certain, but I think that man over there wanted to fight me." He adjusted himself slightly before he stopped still to ask, "Pardon my manners, may I have this seat, madam?" He raised his eyebrows in a look of genuine concern, waiting for her reply before he would allow himself to sit comfortably.

His gaze would occasionally shift over to make sure the man who approached him would not follow. For now, he hoped he had avoided any confrontation.
Learn the true S3 op, Tryndamere!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-season-3-hamdamere-296968
Best Aatrox in The world, with a Video Guide!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/duffs-336706
Like my official DuffTime Facebook page! http://www.facebook.com/DuffTime
Follow me on Twitter, @RealDuffTime
Come hang out when I'm streaming! http://www.twitch.tv/dufftime

You need to log in before commenting.

League of Legends Champions:

Teamfight Tactics Guide