Russel Brand....
Creator: June 3, 2012 8:08pm
Lugignaf wrote:
I have seen neither.
Hunger games > Twilight. No questions.
I have seen neither of them nor read their books and I still know that.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Twilight is pretty much softcore pornography for teenage girls.
End results? They're both ****ty movies. Move along people, there are better things to cling loyalty too.