Since this is the off-topic section...

[quote=dak]or when you pee after holding it for a really long time and shack to make sure nothing drips then as soon as you put it away you practically go again dripping sucks. Also I dont think frequent beatings help the situation ether[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong]I also dislike it when I piss with a boner. It's hard to aim and shoving it down hurts a bit >.> That's why I take morning showers, pissing in the shower = easy.[/quote]

[quote=dak]genius You know what I hate when your shaving from toe to head except arms eyebrows eye lashes and head hear and you realize that your family is going to question why the fuck you have smooth legs and all you really have to say about it is well the bald patches from when I ripped out hair after getting multiple mesquietio bits looked weird hey I used to be a swimmer its not that bad. ....oh wait thats quite a bit different um..... So .... I am gonna go now[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong]Aren't you supposed to get rid of your armhair as a swimmer, too? I hate how the chlorine makes everyone smell like retard. Yes, retarded scent.[/quote]

[quote=Alahric]Go make something Viral you two <.<[/quote]

[quote=PotatisFarfar]For love of GOD Please don't *puke smile*[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong]Viral like herpes?[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]no viral, not oral.[/quote]

[quote=Supernatural Cow]omg.... you just made my entire day better... I literally started reading; started laughing; falling onto the floor, yet while taking laptop with me; then collapsing in a heap of laughter; then bauling my eyes out in hilarity... omg that is the FUNNIEsT topic i think i have ever read. I must read it again...[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]Hahah, wtf, jeez guys xD[/quote]