"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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The game is too cartoony and fan-servicey for me, but the soundtrack is great.
Why do people have so much against cartoony styles? (lots of people love it too tho, I guess)
Because they want to be mature and not like cartoony stuff? That's ********, and probably more immature than mature.
I personally think it looks awesome.
I do understand a little about the fanservice tho, but it's far from a big deal for me and it won't stop me from playing the game if it hits steam.