Wow, lol.
Being a little ****=OP.
Being a little ****=OP.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
The gym teacher was 220 pounds. That's about 100 pounds on each knee. All you need to do is apply a small force correctly, or luckily in this case, and BAM! He's in the hospital and permanently damaged.
The teacher is powerless to act on his own, if he bashes the kid's head against the wall he'll go to jail. All he can do is hire a lawyer.
The teacher is powerless to act on his own, if he bashes the kid's head against the wall he'll go to jail. All he can do is hire a lawyer.
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