"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Toshabi wrote:
Also, the new guy looks pretty good.
I'm too lazy to read it in detail, care to summarize info on him for me?
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Inb4 a certain MOBAfailian comes buckets and goes on a bias crazed monologue.
Yup, I'm eagerly awaiting his arrival.
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
Searz wrote:
I'm too lazy to read it in detail, care to summarize info on him for me?
The interim CEO, Larry Probst, is the guy who was CEO from 1991-2007, so he probably knows what he's doing. EA's Board of Directors is looking for a permanent CEO, so presumably Probst isn't going to be CEO again. Then people say nice things about each other.
The press release also notes that EA's earnings for this quarter are probably going to be on the low end of or below their expectations (which they published at the end of January). I assume this means they almost certainly will be below EA's published expectations, and perhaps even substantially so.
The rest is a large disclaimer about how EA can't predict the future, so stuff might be different than what they say they expect. Like they're going to be this quarter.
Overall, very little real information.
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Let's hope EA isn't corrupt enough to keep sinking..